*contains vore*

I walked into the local dive known as Morty's and the fellas all cheered.

"Hey, Jack!", Morty, the owner, greeted me.

"Yo, Morty. The usual please.", I said as I sat down on a stool at the counter.

The male wolf nodded and went to work immediately. He got out two bottles, Jack Daniel's and Budweiser, and slid them over to me. I stopped them with my hands and gave Morty some money before proceeding to pop off the Budweiser's cap with my teeth.

"When's your next dental appointment?", Morty asked, shaking his head.

"What the hell is that?!", I spat back.

Everyone laughed at my line and went back to drinking.

A female voice with a Southern drawl then made itself known to my ears. "Ever hear of a dictionary?"

I looked over to my right and saw a giant female grizzly bear twice my hight sitting next to me with a Coors in her right paw. She was wearing a red plaid shirt and blue jeans that barely fit on her wide frame, as well as a blue bandana and gold earring on her left ear. She looked at me with a stupid grin spread widely on her face.

"Hey there, Annie.", I said as a hugged her fat waist. "Long time no see. Haul any good loads in your big rig?"

Annie returned my hug by placing a thick arm around me and pulling my face into her rather sizable rack. "Yes, siree.", she replied.

My voice was muffled as a result. "Good to know." And I gave a thumbs up. Annie released me from her grip leaving my cheeks red from blushing and heat from warm fur. Annie then told me about her latest adventure as I drank my Budweiser.

"I had to pick up some Cuban rum and cohibas from Miami and drive them all the way to Seattle."

I shook my head. "Just pray to God the feds don't catch you."

"They ain't gonna.", Annie bragged. "I got some dirt on those customs agents and I used that to make them turn a blind eye."

"Blackmail, eh? Now you're just painting a bigger target on your back."

"You have no idea, Jack."

I'd just downed the last drop when I snapped my head to look at her. "What do you mean?"

*SLAM*

Just then the door flew open revealing two human males both wearing black jackets, sunglasses, and jeans. Their skin was tanned rather nicely. The only difference was one had hair and the other was bald. Both were armed with Kalashnikovs. Everyone in the bar stopped talking and looked at them with disgust.

"Oh, God.", Morty whined as he cowered in fear, ducking behind the counter, and I honestly couldn't blame him.

The two men stepped apart from each other, and a human woman walked between them and through the entrance. She had a mohawk made of brown hair and a teardrop tattoo under her right eye. Her clothing consisted of a simple white tank top and camouflage pants, complete with black boots. But it was her muscles and bosom that caught my attention. Then she and her men walked towards me and Annie.

*CRASH*

I was so dazed by the woman's physique that I hadn't realized she'd grabbed and thrown me clear across the room towards the door. Fortunately I landed just before it and not on the sidewalk.

"Where's my load, Annie?!", yelled the woman.

"Where's my money, Gertrude?", replied Annie sternly.

Gertrude became even more furious and grabbed Annie by her shirt collar. "You wanna die?! Give me back my load or else!"

Seeing Gertrude grab Annie like that made my blood boil but I decided to keep my cool for the moment. I calmly stood up and said, "Youse should leave if you know what's good for youse."

"Not till she's dead, you pervert!", Gertrude shouted.

I shrugged my shoulders at her reply. Then I closed the door and locked it. "Now youse can't leave."

That was the cue for the other patrons in the joint to draw their guns, training them on the three troublemakers who'd made the mistake of barging into an establishment full of professional thieves, smugglers, and corrupt cops. I pulled out my Beretta, aiming it at Gertrude's head. Her guards dropped their own guns and raised their hands in surrender and were both promptly thrown out. Gertrude realized the trap she'd walked into but by then it was too late.

Annie grabbed Gertrude by her arms and lifted her up. "Now what did you say you were gonna do to me, honey?" She stuck out her tongue and licked all of Gertrude's face. "Mmmm, sweet like honey, too."

"Ew, gross! Yuck! Mppppphhhhh!"

Gertude's voice was muffled by the action of Annie's mouth closing around her her head. She started screaming in terror and trashing, trying to get free. But it was no use.

"Eat! Eat! Eat!", I chanted. Soon the others put away their guns and joined in as well. "Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!"

Annie forcefully shoved more of Gertrude into her gigantic throat. The doomed woman's head was now visible as a plump bulge in Annie's neck. Annie tiled her head up and pushed Gertrude in even more. Once she was up to her waist, Annie let go of Gertrude, just swallowing and letting gravity do the rest. The cheering got louder as Gertrude's body sunk deeper and deeper into the depths of Annie.

"EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!!!!!"

Within a few seconds all that were left were the feet. Annie removed the boots and socks before taking one last mighty gulp, sending Gertrude to her fleshy grave and popping the buttons on Annie's shirt. Her belly came under attack by Gertrude's squirming but it was no use. She would die as nothing more than just another meal for a bear.

"YAY!!!!!!!", the patrons cheered, raising their glasses and bottles in celebration.

I walked over to Annie and placed my hands on her wriggling gut. "She's a feisty one."

"That she is, Jack.", agreed Annie before she pressed her lips onto mine.

I blushed for a few seconds and soon gave in. When we parted I asked, "So we're a thing now?" Annie nodded. "Yes, siree." She turned back to the counter.

"Scumbags of fortune, drinks on me!", I shouted to everyone, making them all cheer.

Morty shook his said and added, "Domestic. Nothing imported."

The end.