Swordsers.

Even though Fiddle Widget makes everyone that lives in the Cotton Labyrinth, that doesn't mean everything is always friendly with one another. That's why you use aggressive sewing supplies to fight other knicknacks!

When outside of the Labyrinth knicknacks are delighted to find that whiny crybaby flesh-and-blood guys are like

giant

babies

and just snipping off like a tiny bit of them is enough to make them miserable

so they keep with the scissors even outside

To be fair, the Cotton Labyrinth's denizens are huge whimps who spontaneously combust in pure oxygen atmospheres and cannot survive high decibel sounds or sparks, so it's a tradeoff.

sounds?

150 decibel speakers will incinerate a cotton ball.

what if it's an 8 foot tall stuffed animal

INCREASE AMPLITUDE!


And at that point it'll probably start incinerating everything in general.

And that's huwhy I alhuways carry ahuwound mah trusty flamethrower/flamespell (whattever the fuck the uwi fantasy equivalent is)