Maelstrom: *flushes toilet as he comes out the bathroom* Wooooo, boy. Felt like I’ve dumped a huge whale back into the ocean.

Mr. H: *snickering* Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm….

Maelstrom: Hmm? Was it something I said?

Mr. H: *continues snickering* Hehehehehehehehe…

Maelstrom: Hey, Mr. Har Har! Whatcha laughing at?!

Mr. H: Wouldn’t YOU like to know?

Maelstrom: Would “Yes” be a good answer?

Mr. H: Well…*chuckles as he shows Maelstrom this pic*

Maelstrom: *looks at pic* ……….Aaaaaannnd, how is this funny?

Mr. H: Your eyepatch! I mean, we can only see your left eye and not the other side of your face. *chuckles more*

Maelstrom: I don’t see how this is funny. Besides, this is looking alright from my left side.

Mr. H: Still, though. *snickers again*

Maelstrom: Alright. I’ll give ya something to laugh at.

Mr. H: *As Mr. H continues to chuckle, he is then suddenly covered in a blanket* What the? Umm...what’s with the blanket?

Maelstrom: *gets under the blanket as he pounces Mr.H and sits on his face* Bet you didn’t SEE this coming!

Mr. H: AAAHHH, HELL!

Maelstrom: *BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNT* Hehehehe.

Mr. H: Why is it always me?! *sniffs* Oh my god, he had pig roast.

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Headshot commission done by  Matt-Darkpaw

Maelstrom