(note: ye will likely have te download it, seeing as the filetype is a .wav)

Ye heard me, ye scurvy dogs (and saucy wenches, too)!!

Te participalate, alls ye haf' te do is te put any three answers down in yer reply. I meself'll be rewardin' he(or she, again in the case of a saucy wench) who gives a correct answer a shout, like so: :pirate clap:, on his(or her) Port'o'Call fer all te see how clever they be. Those as can't give the correct answer be havin te give me a treasure, like so:
Kindly leave it as a shout on me own humble dock, and ye shan't be keel-hauled! Ha-harrr!!

Any as wish te carry on this most noble of pirate traditions; simply think of a riddle that has something te do wit' pirates, piratin', or pirattitude; record yerself tellin' the riddle(holdin' forth in pirate, no less); and finally, copy down the above challenge and throw t'gether a submission similar te mine!