the cutest boi

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh my goooosshhhhh, have I already told ya that I friggin adore your monstrously hedonistic, unhealthy blubberbottom of a hyena~?? Godddddddd, I can just imagine this hill of waddling, heaving, rippling, sweat-laden hyenafat creating a glorious symphony of belching, wheezing, panting, sloshing and gurgling, taking the ever-common puff on the cigarette, then proceeding to raise his arms to get the calorie-rich cheeseburger up to his mouth as swiftly as those lard-dense arms allow him to, attacking his prey passionately, moaning in sheer elation as the plentiful grease explodes in his needy maw, the effort from just lifting up the immense appendage to get the prey where it needs to be creating just another thick layer of sweat on the hyenablubber, his wheezing and panting increasing in volume exponentially, the ravenous hyena feeling a piercing, but routine pain at his thick chest, clutching it desperately as he continues to snack on his prey, waddling all the more arduously to the nearby buffet, the sheer temptation for more combined with his tortured heart pumping vigorously to try and pump through those immensely clogged arteries worsening the painnn~~ Geeeeeeeeze, I heckin’ dig how Sam drew up Mai, those absolutely meaty legs n’ arms are especially a HIGHLIGHT~~ <3 <3 <3 Aaaaaaaaaaagggghh gooooshhhhhh, Sam did an utterly top-tier job on depicting all that hyenafattt~!!

With the exception of that cigarette-smoking, I like this hefty hyena!