NEW REF SHEET FOR THE SCYTHEDORK! It was long overdue.

2022 UPDATE: OUTDATED! New version HERE: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47307034/

INCOMING WALL OF TEXT EXPOSITION!!!
Name: Gabriel Allison Sauer (doesn't like his middle name, very few people know it, as far as he's concerned it's just "A.")
Finds some amusement in the fact that Gabriel has angelic connotations (I kinda named him with a random name generator lol), and he’s anything but. Has a lot of nicknames, including but not limited to: Whitey, Lefty, Cockroach, Scythedork, Geb, Goob, Spook, Danny Phantom (he used to like that cartoon and now a CERTAIN JOURNEYMAN has ruined it for him) etc.
Age: Appears early to mid twenties, is actually more like 116. Stopped aging at 24. This makes him both older and younger than Lunari in some respects.
Height: 6' 4". Tall stick man.

Condensed history:
Sold his soul at the age of 19 after his family died to bring one family member back (sadly she died again eventually). Has no living family anymore aside from his "sister" Ripo, who is a reaper and kind of owns his soul (and by extension, the rest of him too). She was a tiny reaperling at the time and continues to be tiny, so really their relationship is somewhere between siblings and parent-child, inasmuch as he raised her. Has died more times than he's comfortable with, although Ripo brings him back; combined with the fact that he doesn't seem to age anymore and he's got some sort of pseudo-immortality. He used to be human at one point but isn't so sure anymore after nearly a century of this kind of stuff; he certainly didn't used to be white as a sheet and averse to sunlight (used to have freckles even). Took to world-jumping (traveling between realities) after meeting Lunari. Currently engaged the shouty smol. Arm got "removed" at some point, replaced in her universe where augmentations aren't uncommon. The story about how he lost it changes every time; it's a funny elaborate joke because really he's not lying, it just sounds completely different depending on how you word it.

Personality:
Laid back, friendly, doesn't like making enemies (he has too many already). Not a complete goofball, but he's also not the most serious person you'll ever meet; if he gets dragged into silly shenanigans he'll roll with it, although he rarely starts shenanigans himself. Reluctant to fight and VERY reluctant to kill, but trouble tends to find him, and he'll fight like a cornered animal if he has to. Has an inhuman pain tolerance after all this time; is much more likely to cry at, say, a sad movie, than a broken leg. A bit of a slave to his emotions, and has too much empathy for his own good. He knows he shouldn't get too attached to mortals, because it hurts when they die, but it happens anyway. He can't help it. Loyal to a fault. Takes a lot to make him angry, but once he's mad, he's MAD. Worries a lot about the people he loves, can sometimes be overprotective of them. The exact opposite of angsty, he can't be serious to save his life.

Likes:
Hoodies/jackets, chocolate, naps, garlic, the smell of old books, having both hands again, groan-inducing puns.

Dislikes:
The sun/Infernal Day Star, his scars (he's self-conscious about them), having to wear formal clothing, waking up, not having a right hand, doing math, spiders (with a passion).

Misc:
- Has long, almost girly eyelashes, but they're white so you can't tell unless you get close (Lunari likes them though).
- Wears baggy clothes to hide how skinny he is. It doesn't work.
- Covered in scars just about everywhere except his face. Nobody knows how he's pulled that off.
- Sunburns at the drop of a hat. Turns into the Incredible Lobster Man.
- Slow to wake up. Takes some 40 minutes and he hates every moment of it.
- Requires magic to survive without a soul. He no longer generates any of his own, so he needs to mooch off of someone (usually Ripo).
- Eyes glow slightly and change color depending on who he's mooched magic from, are usually orange because he mooches from Ripo.
- Is very possibly part reaper himself at this point. Weird one-of-a-kind hybrid thing. Might also be undead? Maybe? TLDR he's an abomination.
- Can see in absolute darkness, but it's the kind of two-edged night vision you can't turn off, so daylight is washed out and painful. Avoids going out in the day when he can, wears shades when he can't.
- Deep sleeper. Can fall asleep just about anywhere if you leave him alone long enough. Mumbles in his sleep.
- Always looks tired because he is always tired. Doesn't get enough sleep most nights.
- Really hopes he's not a vampire because garlic is delicious and he will eat a whole loaf of garlic bread if you don't take it away... actually he'll eat pretty much anything except peas.