Have I ever mentioned how much I fucking adore Sweeney Todd? I mean, the Depp/Burton version? I've seen the stage show, too, but the movie was just... AMAZING. I'm going to stop there because I'll wind up rambling for hours about how hot Depp looked as Todd, and we all know where that's going to go.

The tiny bit of blood doesn't need a mature content warning, does it? I hope not.

Sweeney is my husbando.

Sweeney Todd © Tim Burton & Stephen Soundheim