In keeping with tonight's asinine theme, here's a role-play I did a while back with good old  frisky-lime

We both want to strongly emphasize no actual intoxicants were consumed in the course of this role-play, and as a matter of fact we both strongly urge FA visitors to stay far away from that dangerous stuff. I mean, look what happens to Frisky in this story.

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Comus : Hey, do you smoke weed?
Frisky-Lime : nope nope
Comus : LIke to try a little - right now?
Comus : A little won't hurt
Comus : No one will ever know
Frisky-Lime : lol id really rather now <
Frisky-Lime : not*
Comus : OK, too bad - this stuff has a real kick to it
Frisky-Lime: Well… I guess I can try… just a little bit though.
Comus : good boy!
Comus : Ever see one of these before?
Comus : Wrinkly & bulgy in the middle
Comus : u can smell it even before u light it up
Comus : take a sniff
Frisky-Lime : erm... no *is looking at it closey* cant say that i have
Frisky-Lime : nnnrf uhh *can indeed smell it already, looking alittle dizzly and lighthead* wow yeah....
Comus : [your nostrils widen to take in smell - & stay wider]
Comus : See? I told you you'd like it
Comus : Here, let me light it up for you...
Frisky-Lime : hrrrff... uhhh yeah... *sniffs is again* wow... my nose... feels kinda funny
Frisky-Lime : err uhh.... o.. ok
Comus : Okay, now take a toke - I mean breathe some of it in.
Comus : Do it open-mouthed so you take a lot of air in at the same time
Comus : It's s-t-r-o-n-g stuff, be careful
Comus : Don't worry 'bout your nose - it looks fine to me
Comus : (heh heh)
Frisky-Lime : umm... errrr... o.. ok?? *is fiddling with it, not quiet sure out to do it, but takes in and undoubtly takes in a really big breath, coughing alittle but not too badly, definately getting a good strong breath off it* uuuuh.... errrr.... *feels incredibly lightheaded now*
Frisky-Lime : i.... heheh... i feel...
Frisky-Lime : kinda good *looking really dizzy*
Comus : [so lightheaded your ears are beginning to stretch out from your head]
Comus : [tips of them sprouting brown fur]
Comus : Yeah, I can see youre enjoying yourself - have some more
Comus : Go ahead - it's all for you!
Frisky-Lime : *doesnt notice his ears growing on out, so dizzy and out of it, barely understanding what youre saying now and taking another big ol breath* ooohhhhhh.. heheheh... i feel so funny hehehehe... *still looking very dizzyly not even remembering his rejection of it now, taking another wiff* this is... awesome! *looking around dizzyly and alittle goofy like*
Comus : [big goofy grin on your face looks even goofier because your front teeth have grown huge in size]
Comus : [lips turning black and rubbery, too]
Comus : [starting to lose your balance a bit - staggering a bit from side to side]
Frisky-Lime : errr.... uhhh... wow my face is feeling really funny
Comus : Really - looks fine to me...
Frisky-Lime : *wobbles abit* i eeeeehaaawwwwn! ...........
Comus : Better than before, actually.
Frisky-Lime : what.... did... did that just come out or me what was that??
Frisky-Lime : looks better???
Comus : What's that joint doing in your hand?
Comus : Quick smoke some more of it before you drop it
Comus : [your fingers are rearranging into big hoof]
Comus : What was that? Just a sigh of pleasure
Frisky-Lime : what??? drop it? *smooking some more*what... wrong with my hand?? i eeeeehhhawwwwn!! and hold onto it... what did i justmake that sound again?
Comus : This stuff has that effect on people
Comus : see? You're really enjoying yourself now, right?
Comus : [you're beginning to feel something swish around against your backside, under your pants
Comus : ]
Frisky-Lime : *drops it unable to hold onto it anymore* eeehawwwwwn eeeehhawwwwn!! whats... happening to me??? *is really wobbley feeling like his fingers and toes are stuck together*
Frisky-Lime : something wigging around in my pants?? eeeeeeawwwwwhnn!
Comus : [end of joint is now thick with cannibis resin that has it stuck to your lower lip]
Comus : [you can't help breathing more of it in every time you breathe]
Comus : [arms now sticking waay out of your shirtsleeves!]
Comus : Wow, I hope those weren't expensive sneakers
Frisky-Lime : *is puffing on it harder and harder, no clue whats happening to him*
Comus : looks like they weren't very well made
Comus : your hooves - I mean your feet just ripped right thru them
Frisky-Lime : my eeeeeehawwwwwn! sneakers *his shoes in peices* my.... my hooves??? *clamping abit* eeeeeeehawwwwwn!!
Comus : [rear seam of jeans gives way with loud RIP!]
Comus : [your long ears pivot around at the sound]
Comus : [a brown fur-covered butt and swinging rope-y tail are sticking out in plain sight]
Comus : My oh my...
Comus : aren't you a sight!
Comus :
Frisky-Lime : what eeeeeehaawwwwnn! is that?? a tail?? eeeeehawwwwn... what haaaaeeee happening to haaaaeeee *before he can finish losing his voice in all the donkey sound* awwwwwwheeeee awwwwwnheee!!!
Comus : [you stagger around trying to stay upright]
Comus : [your hooves making staccato clip-clop sounds on the floor]
Comus : Good luck trying to stay on those hind legs
Comus : Longest anyone's done it is 17 seconds
Frisky-Lime : *is wobbling around squeeling trying to keep his balance but cant, falling down to all fours and squeeling loudly* awwwwwwnheeeee awwwwwnheeeee!!
Comus : Perfecto!
Comus : Another donkey to help harvest the next marijuana crop!
Comus : Alright, off to the field with you.
Comus : Those bushels on your back will soon be filled with freshly cut plants
Comus : The better to recruit more donkeys to our farm
Comus : Oh, and just to make sure you stay a donkey
Comus : Here's one more joint to keep you happy
Frisky-Lime : awwwwwnheeee!!
Comus : [I put another joint in your mouth and light it up]
Comus : [you toke on it happily as you're led away]
Frisky-Lime : *it sticks to his lip just like the other one, unable to help but puff on it* awwwwwheeeeee awwwwwwnheeeeee!! *puff puff puff*
Comus : Atta donkey!
Comus : I knew you'd take to your new life like a champ!
Comus : That stuff can really make a jackass out of you - if you're lucky!
Comus : [I watch you being led away, your tail happily swishing from side to side...]
Frisky-Lime : awwwwwwnheeeee! *clamping away, his tail is wagging back and forth, alittle involentaryly but likes it now* awwwwwnheeeee!!

The (Happy)(Donkey) End!