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THIS IS A MASSIVE COMIC.
For the record. I'm anti-Christ. For the record, yes this is poking fun at religion. For the record again, I don't give a damn if you're offended by this comic, I don't enjoy being woken up at 8 in the morning because some Mormon wants to con me into the religion.
ALSO- talking about about how "You'll wrong about this! Thats not how Missionaries act!" will have you ignored. Because this is what I hear when Missionaries come to the door, and both me and Kenny (who is ex-Mormon, believe it or not,) despise answering the door to just tell these guys to go somewhere else.
SO. The comic... yes... I know Tikara gave me this idea- we started talking about how my awesome my old rat was, Kaze, who chased a Missionary down the hall because she liked his shiny boots. XD I made a comment about how I wish Spike was real just to have him chase off the next Missionary that came to the door- and it hit me like a ton of bricks. Turn that idea into a comic! So. Here it is. Enjoy. XD
Dialog- Kenny
Art - Me
THIS IS A MASSIVE COMIC.
For the record. I'm anti-Christ. For the record, yes this is poking fun at religion. For the record again, I don't give a damn if you're offended by this comic, I don't enjoy being woken up at 8 in the morning because some Mormon wants to con me into the religion.
ALSO- talking about about how "You'll wrong about this! Thats not how Missionaries act!" will have you ignored. Because this is what I hear when Missionaries come to the door, and both me and Kenny (who is ex-Mormon, believe it or not,) despise answering the door to just tell these guys to go somewhere else.
SO. The comic... yes... I know Tikara gave me this idea- we started talking about how my awesome my old rat was, Kaze, who chased a Missionary down the hall because she liked his shiny boots. XD I made a comment about how I wish Spike was real just to have him chase off the next Missionary that came to the door- and it hit me like a ton of bricks. Turn that idea into a comic! So. Here it is. Enjoy. XD
Dialog- Kenny
Art - Me
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Rat
Size 1168 x 1280px
File Size 250.9 kB
Uck, I had a couple show up at our house the other day, they just spewed this crap, gave me a couple little books and left, leaving me there like "WTF just happened?"
What really gets me is don't mormons believe only a certain number of people will be saved, so wouldn't mormons NOT want other people to be mormons just to increase their own chances of being saved?
What really gets me is don't mormons believe only a certain number of people will be saved, so wouldn't mormons NOT want other people to be mormons just to increase their own chances of being saved?
First off, I happen to follow the faith said missionary claims to follow. Second, my own kind think I'm going to hell. Third, same said people have NEVER understood that you can't MAKE people believe what you want them to. So called missionaries need a swift kick in the bollox 99% of the time.
This comic amused me quite alot, thanks for sharing it n.n
This comic amused me quite alot, thanks for sharing it n.n
I've been in this spot before. Except, on my land it is CLEARLY POSTED: "No Tresspassing" "Tresspassers will be shot" yet this gaggle of Jehova's witness' [STILL] came onto my property.
When they came to my door, I pulled my claymore off it's wall mount and picked up my sharpening stone. I looked at them and asked "Yes?" they kinda stared at me... then said "H-have you found Jesus?" to which I responded "Yes I have, his corpses is in the back, follow me."
.... I've NEVER seen people move faster. =^^=
~ Allester E. Darkflame
When they came to my door, I pulled my claymore off it's wall mount and picked up my sharpening stone. I looked at them and asked "Yes?" they kinda stared at me... then said "H-have you found Jesus?" to which I responded "Yes I have, his corpses is in the back, follow me."
.... I've NEVER seen people move faster. =^^=
~ Allester E. Darkflame
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