Everybody must have a secretary of some sort. And, when you have a fictional secretary, you just can't avoid the cliché of the curvaceous and overtly sexy secretary (if you like women; what could a cliché male secretary look like?). And a little bit of self-irony when it comes down to the species can't hurt. ;)
So, meet Samanthah (with too many "Hs," because "Hs" in a name make a girl sexy, in the stupid male fantasy ), my dolphin (and when I say dolphin, this time, I *mean* dolphin) secretary.