Doesn't this guy ever learn?

This time the ever-gullible  frisky-lime meets up with one of the Funhouse's most charming denizens - Mr. Airwick, that fey skunk whose scent has the most unusual effect on people (un)lucky enough to get within smelling distance of him... [again, here's the text for people who can't download .doc files:]

FRISKY-LIME MEETS MR. AIRWICK

(Mr. Airwick has invited Frisky-Lime to visit the Perfume Garden; Frisky, unaware of the skunk’s metamorphic proclivities, has foolishly agreed…)

Mr. Airwick : so, you ready for a stroll?
Frisky-Lime : i am^^
Mr. Airwick : things are quite pleasant here in the Funhouse
Mr. Airwick : But you're not interested in any of those noisy attractions, ru?
Mr. Airwick : U seem more the outdoor type
Frisky-Lime : well some of them look nice, but yes yes... hehe i think im more of the outdoorsy types <
Mr. Airwick : yes, I thought so
Mr. Airwick : take a deep breathe
Mr. Airwick : clean those lungs out
Frisky-Lime : mmmmmmm *taking in a deep wiff, smelling most of the lovely flowers nearby at first as he continues to stroll along* mmmm ahhhhh ye... yes... that does feel better heheh ^^
Mr. Airwick : those flowers are something, aren't they?
Mr. Airwick : Nothing like the ones outside the Funhouse - practically odorless by comparison
Frisky-Lime : oh yes... ive never smelt ones quiet this strongly before... *sniffs again* i can smell them as if my nose was right there even when im clear across from them
Mr. Airwick : they're very potent & only grow here
Mr. Airwick : Go ahead - take another sniff
Frisky-Lime : *takes in another big wiff, feeling alittle dizzy this time* oohhh ohh yes... theyre... almost intoxicating they are *sniff sniff* mmmmmmmmmmm
Mr. Airwick : Oh my, you look a bit dizzy
Mr. Airwick : : those flowers must be going to your head
Mr. Airwick : : *snicker*
Mr. Airwick : Maybe you should just take a *small* sniff this time
Mr. Airwick : or a few small sniffs...
Mr. Airwick : go ahead
Frisky-Lime : oh yes i... *sniff sniff* errr.... *doesn't even notice whats happening to him at first, but the smell starting to change abit* i think maybe.... errr.... *sniff sniff* ohhh errr yes... but *sniff* wait.... something smells alittle different... what... what is that? *is still looking rather dizzy*
Mr. Airwick : Ah, See how much you're enjoying yourself?
Mr. Airwick : Yes, I can tell this is the place for you
Frisky-Lime : heheh yes... yes i.... i think i am *chuckling abit dizzly* i... i feel kinda... *hardly noticing the tail starting to push out, too intoxicated to notice*
Mr. Airwick : Hmm, that's interesting. Your nose is looking a bit... shiny. Perhaps you're a touch allergic to one of the flowers.
Mr. Airwick : Here, let me brush your nose a bit
Mr. Airwick : *giggle*
Mr. Airwick : with the tip of my tail
Mr. Airwick : [swish...swish... swish]
Mr. Airwick : Better?
Frisky-Lime : huh... with your? *sniff sniff sniff, cant help but smell of your stinky skunk tail* errrgg oooooh... that smell *the smell turning absolutely horrid, gasping abit he does, still not realizing whats happening to him just yet* errrr... my nose.... i still feel kinda dizzy *his skunky tail starting to floof out, his nose still shining* uuuhhrrgg
Frisky-Lime : i cant hardly breath...
Frisky-Lime : *sniff sniff*
Mr. Airwick : Ohhh , don't tell me you don't find my scent pleasurable?
Mr. Airwick : Perhaps you've just misjudged it.
Mr. Airwick : Please, try again.
Mr. Airwick : [surrounds your face with his tail]
Mr. Airwick : : [releases huge cloud of vapor into your face]
Mr. Airwick : : *snicker* Is that better?
Mr. Airwick : : *giggle*
Mr. Airwick : : Oooh, why ...
Frisky-Lime : : *is trying to hold his breath, hunching down abit, but cant hold it anymore, taking in a great big huge wiff* ahhhhhh.... errrrggg....its... its... *really dizzy now* heheh...
Mr. Airwick : what a pointy nose you're growing!
Frisky-Lime : huh? *sniff sniff* heheh... yeah... i think you right.... errr pointy? *is still too dizzy and intoxicated to realize, sniff*
Mr. Airwick : Personally, I think you're growing more handsome every second.
Mr. Airwick : *snicker*
Mr. Airwick : [sweeps his tail around the outside of your face]
Mr. Airwick : [then brings it to rest under your chin. Your face drops into the tail as if you're resting on a pillow]
Mr. Airwick : [scent radiates up from tail into your face]
Frisky-Lime : yes i err..... *his stinky skunk tail floofing on out* ....yes... hhhhmmmnn... your... that smell... *starting to get use to it* yes it is kinda nice now that you mention it... *his nose tingling as his face flops down into your tail getting another huge wiff* hmmmmpppfff!!
Mr. Airwick : My, you look more than touch disoriented, .
Mr. Airwick : Perhaps you should like down for a moment.
Mr. Airwick : [lowers his tail to the ground with your head resting on it]
Mr. Airwick : [you're spread out stomach down on the ground]
Mr. Airwick : [Mr A lifts his tail up from under your face -
Frisky-Lime : *his stomach resting on the ground, the black and white fur spreading over his body without much notice* mmmmppffff errrr y yes
Mr. Airwick : and drapes it over your face]
Mr. Airwick : *whiffffffff...*
Mr. Airwick : *Your tail blooms larger and larger, standing straight up behind you*
Mr. Airwick : *whifffffff....*
Mr. Airwick : That's it, keep taking those deep breaths...
Frisky-Lime :: : *can feel it now as his tail grows out big long and floofy, standing straight up* ooohhh... ohh what... is that *feeling the tail behind him now, but too intoxicated to look, still not quiet realizing whats going on, just continues to take great big deep wiffs of that intoxicating smell* uuhhnngg mmmmpppff!!
Frisky-Lime :: : *sniff snifffff*
Mr. Airwick : : Doesn't that make you feel so good, ? Isn't it an absolutely pleasant sensation?
Mr. Airwick : : *giggle!*
Mr. Airwick : : [your tail begins slowly, lazily swishing from side to side]
Mr. Airwick : : [you become more aware of the sensation]
Mr. Airwick : : You seem a touch puzzled
Mr. Airwick : : What's the matter?
Mr. Airwick : : *snicker-snicker*
Frisky-Lime : : uuhhh... whats that... behind me... i feel something moving...
Mr. Airwick : : I can't imagine what you're talking about
Mr. Airwick : : *snicker*
Frisky-Lime : : *is finally able to turn his head abit, realizing whats going on*ohhh gasp! thats thats...
Mr. Airwick : : [releases another puff of scent in your face]
Mr. Airwick : : Oh, that?
Frisky-Lime : : uuuuhhhhgggnnn *had it there for a second but with another blast of scent he looks alittle dizzly again*
Mr. Airwick : : Pay no attention to that .
Mr. Airwick : : You'll get used to it
Frisky-Lime : : huh? *the tail swishing around on its own*
Mr. Airwick : : In time, *giggle* you'll be quite proud of it
Mr. Airwick : : I must tell you, you look so much more charming now than when we met
Frisky-Lime : : oohh... yes? *swishing the tail more involentaryly*
Frisky-Lime : : i... i do??
Mr. Airwick : : Oh my yes, completely.
Mr. Airwick : : [Your tail swishes lazily in response to Mr. A's words]
Mr. Airwick : : Now confess: doesn't that feel absolutely splendid?
Mr. Airwick : : [another whifffff, just to convince you]
Frisky-Lime : : *feeling dizzly again with a sudden "pop" starts to feel convinced* ohhh.... ohhh yes... i... i think your right
Frisky-Lime : : *his humanity almost completely gone, hardly even remembering now*
Mr. Airwick : : Of course I'm right, you silly boy.
Mr. Airwick : : [looks over his shoulder and winks at you]
Frisky-Lime :: : errr... *is on all fours now, his stinky skunky tail swishing about* errr... what? what was i doing now? *looking around abit puzzled, thefeeling of his new skunky self rather new, but not really remembering the TF, looking around abit in exploration*
Mr. Airwick :: : Why, you're looking almost as handsome as me!
Frisky-Lime : : ooohhh... oh i... i am?
Mr. Airwick : : And what a lovely, just lovely tail you're sporting!
Mr. Airwick : : Ahhhhh...
Mr. Airwick : : [Mr. Airwick sniffs the air]
Mr. Airwick : : And you're developing a delightful scent all your own!
Mr. Airwick : : [your tail fluffs up in response to his words]
Frisky-Lime : : i.... i am?? *his tail fuming and swishing on his own, doing alittle turn about curiously*
Mr. Airwick : : See?
Frisky-Lime : : ohhhh... oh yes? ooooohhh yes!!
Mr. Airwick : : *giggle*
Mr. Airwick : : [Mr. A smiles naughtily]
Frisky-Lime : : *swishes his fuming tail around giggling alittle* ohhhh thats... thats kinda fun.... oh my yes... i... i can see it... those stripes....
Frisky-Lime : : ohhh goodness! im gorgeous arent i? o.o;
Mr. Airwick : : Oh, yes! Oh yes, you are !
Mr. Airwick : : I knew you'd feel that way! That's why I made sure to greet you when you first entered the Funhouse.
Mr. Airwick : : I can always tell a potential skunk from a mile away!
Frisky-Lime : : oohhhh ohh my... *looking at his skunky tail again* ohhh yes!
Mr. Airwick :: : A just perfectly splendid tail - you're so lucky!
Mr. Airwick :: : [Mr. A walks to your tail and buries his face in its softness]
Mr. Airwick :: : Sniifffffffffffffffffff...
Mr. Airwick :: : Ah, and so lovely smelling, too!
Frisky-Lime :: : oooohhhh ehehehe
Mr. Airwick :: : Oh, I hope I'm not tickling you!
Frisky-Lime : : *looking at you smelling of his fuming tail*
Mr. Airwick : : [Buries his face back in your tail & sniffs some more]
Frisky-Lime : : oh no... im... im just kinda admiring it now really < *loving his stinky striped skunk tail now*
Mr. Airwick : : [Mr. A's tail fluffs up as he sniffs your tail]
Mr. Airwick : : [and releases a scent cloud]
Frisky-Lime : : oohhhhh eheheh... *is releasing a couple smaller clouds too*
Mr. Airwick : : ...Ahh, delightful...
Mr. Airwick : : [Finally, removing his head]
Mr. Airwick : : You've taken to skunkdom splendidly, .
Mr. Airwick : : Congratulations!
Frisky-Lime : : oohh... ohh th.. thank you <
Mr. Airwick : : I hope you forgive me for changing you without asking first
Frisky-Lime : : ohhh... *swishing his tail abit happily* huh? err.... ohh no.. not at all
Frisky-Lime : : i.... i do really it here eheheh
Mr. Airwick : : I knew if I asked, you'd likely had said no.
Mr. Airwick : : And see how happy you are now?
Frisky-Lime : : ohh.. oh yes!!
Frisky-Lime : : th.. this is... hhhrrrff wonderful!!
Frisky-Lime : : *swishing his stinky tail around* mmmmmmm... that feels good
Mr. Airwick : : [swishing his tail in sync with yours]
Frisky-Lime : : ehehehe ^^
Mr. Airwick : : Can you believe there are some people who don't want to be skunks?
Frisky-Lime : : ohhh... oh no... no i cant heheheh
Frisky-Lime : : th... they just dont know what theyre missing!
Frisky-Lime : : *swishes his wonderful tail some more* eheheh!
Mr. Airwick :: : I think you deserve a new name to go with your new appearance, don't you?
Frisky-Lime : : oohh.. oh my? what would it be??
Mr. Airwick : : Hmmm.... ah, yes, perfect!
Mr. Airwick : : My charming skunk friend, you are no longer Mr. Lime. Instead, from now on you're … 'Aromeo'!
Aromeo : : ohhh my... that... that sounds pretty interesting.... ehehe i like it! ^^
Aromeo : : *tail swishs*
Mr. Airwick : : Welcome to your new home, Aromeo -
Mr. Airwick : : The Perfume Garden!
Aromeo : : oohhh... oh thank you Mr. Airwick - thankies sooo much! ^^
Aromeo : : i... i love it!!
Mr. Airwick : : You're quite welcome.
Mr. Airwick : : In fact, the pleasure is *wink* - all mine!
Mr. Airwick :: but do exult in your new form all you want
Aromeo : : hehehe thankies!! ^^ talk to you later ^^ *tail swishes* byes =
Mr. Airwick : : bye Aromeo!

[THE END]