AHOY BOUNCING TITZ

Hey you, long time no hear Bounce, little titties, bounce!

So THAT'S what's in my closet.

Just don't ask what it's been doing with all your missing left socks...

(building a laundry of mass destruction)

ahh, I'll just settle for a kiss good night....and the return of my damn socks.

But...but... his plans for world domination will be ruined if you take away all the socks!
Vanguard don't have lips, but they do have a long, flexible, forked black tongue

uh......I guess that's ok (?)

Oh yes, yes it is. If my partner had a tongue like that in real life, I'd never leave the bedroom

Very nice indeed. He can haunt my closet anytime. Or under the bed. Whichever he prefers.

I just noticed though, we've yet to see a female Vanguard.

You do raise a good point... there are 3 or 4 female Vanguard featured in the stories I've written so far, and I will get around to having scenes of them illustrated sometime. Although don't expect much of a different look - outwardly they are almost identical to the males. Although they do have wider spawnling-bearing hips.

No Vanguard breasts, I'm afraid - Vanguard don't lactate. Spawnlings are able to eat solid food straight from birth. In fact, if twins are gestated, one will end up cannibalising the other inside the womb at some point.

So if you have one hiding under the bed, inquiring minds want to know what sort of occasion you bring it out for

Looks good and menacing.

Yeah, Nehebkau did a great job of bringing out the Vanguard's more menacing, demonic look... that dark almost ultraviolet electricity on the shock-lance looks pretty cool Thank you for the nice comment

Who knew that the Vanguard looked good in a soft, purple glow? I sense a new fashion line coming out this fall!
When closets are small, even the cat goes bump. Hopefully the Vanguard do not wake you in the morning by pawing your nose...

Don't you go messin' with his Dolce & Gabana Autumn fashion skinsuit, do you have any idea how much that cost? He doesn't go clothes shopping at Walmart you know!

Vanguard will often drool in their sleep. You're more likely to be woken up by splashing around in a puddle of Vanguard spit

We all have our evolutionary faults. I snore now and then. I also sit up and speak about strange things in my sleep.

I would never shop at Walmart for a shock lance. Shady manufacturing!

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!" You sit up and speak about strange things? What sort of things, has Jamie managed to have a conversation with you? I snore as well (I have sleep apnea), although Pete actually taught me a good trick for that... strange as it sounds, wear one of those common ol' sports mouth-guards. For some reason they actually really do help and reduce the snoring. Also good for if you grind your teeth during sleep as well.

He has laughed at me and told me in the morning. I called him "puppy" once and petted him. Another time, I sat up, chuckled, then said, "I'm alright." Go figure. I have heard a mouth guard raises the back of the throat or something similar and provides a clearer air pathway, hence the less snoring. I don't grind my teeth, just flour. It makes great bread, but damn, does it get all over the sheets!

Awww, that's so adorable, Jamie is your little puppy... d'awwwwwww...

So, do we roll you in flour to find the wet-spot?

Oh, that ended months ago. I am a big boy now.

Graduated to pull-ups now, then?
They might be more comfortable for you to wear after your epic bike-ride as well

They can be filled with ice and not leak. I like it!

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It feels so good...

Oh dear (insert deity of preference here), you're joking...right?

Yes, you're joking and I shall live in a land of unicorns and ponies and rainbows and make-believe Yay ponies! Yay Candy Mountain, Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlieeeeee!

You can look past the shrinkage when there is burning. You are so precious on your pony :)

From small things, impressive erections can spring from. Just remember: growers, not show-ers.

haha! I haven't heard that one in a while. What good is a big one while limp? Some of us have to run now and then! :D

Question being, running toward, or away from? And it may be a cliché but there is definitely an element of truth in there as well

Sometimes I just run. Up the stairs, down the stairs, to the store, over people, down to work...
A tail would be much better for the stream lined effect! But it must make noise...
brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrroooOOOM!

YEEEEEHAW GRANDPAW! Actually if we had of evolved decent tails I think that would improve our athletic abilities y'know. But I'd want mine to be prehensile. What about you?

I bump into enough as it is. A prehensile tails would be easier to get out of the way. I could also trip people....

It could hold your beer while you typed... and there are lots more possibilities for interesting uses.

If all you are ever going to do is use it for tripping people up, then I'm not sure if you deserve one now...

Aww...Don't take my tail away!
I hunt and peck to type, so I could...hunt and peck even faster now! Would that reinstate my tail?
what about if I use it to express my feelings? If you get hit by it, I am not happy.

Depends on the feelings you wanted to express. I think I would let you express those on Jamie, then I can get a report from him about how he felt about it.

Okay, you may have your tail. So, furry? Skin? Scales?

It must match, so skin, but a fine line of fur along the top from my natural brown hues to gray at the tip for flare.

Jamie says it doesn't bruise

Aww, that's so sweet that you're all gentle with him What would he think if you had a tail? Or is that something you probably wouldn't discuss while lying in bed all warm and cozy together?

He'd get used to it. Extra appendages never hurt anyone!

I prefer the skinny Vangaurd designs, but I think this guy is scarier. My compliments to the artist.

The idea is that the Vanguard evolved on a high-gravity world, and as such they're all fairly solidly built... however for all that different artists interpret the description I give them in different ways, and that's cool by me

Aside from the beefy lizard look, if a Vanguard existed IRL, the idea is that it SHOULD look kinda scary and demonic. The first thought in your head when seeing one should theoretically be "ZOMG run away screaming" not "Hey big guy, how YOU doin'?"

True. I can totally feel it.

And I'm enjoying the sight of a Vanguard in what appears to be a wrestling singlet.

That's kinda what I modeled the Vanguard skinsuit on when writing about it... yes, this shows it rather nicely

ohhhh, diggin' the purple~ >:3
The color scheme here is pretty simple but so awesome, luv it!

Ja, came out really well, all dark and menacing. It's a good thing to give the artist some artistic freedom, you can get some spectacular results Thanks for the lovely comment!

Damn, that's one cool and menacing looking vanguard. Love the dark almost shadow like quality that he has.

 nehebkau excels in these sorts of shadowy, dark styled pictures... it's like this guy is appearing swiftly out of the shadowy mist to mush in your face with the business end of the shock-lance, only to just as quickly disappear back into the shadows, leaving your smoking, twitching corpse wondering what the heck just happened...
..or am I over thinking this?

O.O Wow. It's a good thing the my shit was already blown away in the last pic. This fucker's so scary that I think I woulda...

Wait... did I still have some piss left? *Looks down* AW, FUCK!!! *goes to change*

Some really fantastic work here... especially since all you have to do is catch a glimpse of this guy, have a heart attack, and then he can slither back into the darkness just to let you squirm some more. Wait a minute... *turns brightness on monitor up* HAHA! I see you now! You're totally powerless now, you... *notices shocklance* ... hoshit.

(Also, lovely spandex design on this one.)

Well when you think about it, if you saw some sort of freaky alien or demon looking creature in real life you probably would piss yourself or at least run away screaming (assuming it didn't immediately hunt you down and do horrible things to you). NOT, like so many furry types seem to think, just stand there and go "Oh murr, fuck me!", ignoring the fact that the creature's spooge could be toxic, acidic or harbour harmful parasites. Let alone the fact that if it had a somewhat conventional sexual organ, it might just rip them in half and cause serious internal injuries.

Kinda ruins the fantasy a little, nei?

Yeah, particularly pleased with the dress-code, Nehebkau did a damned good job of making it look good.