Ack number 5!

And there's still another 2 I have in mind too :'p
Boo hoo hoo! You could tell I got tired around the ending (dies)

I don't like coffee! Its so bitter! And yet-- I end up taking a few sips here and there! For example...someone who's drinking will offer, and I like the way it smells, so I take the offer--- And UGH! Its too bitter for me, even with sugar and stuff in it! 8D;; I'm not strong enough (slumps) But I keep drinking it like if suddenly I'll be like "HEY! this is good 8D!" Like an idiot..

I thought it would be good if Private didn't like coffee..cause he loooves sugar!