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I'm getting waaaaay too used to not wearing clothes. I'd be more concerned if not for the fact that I'm GOING A WHOLE 3 MILES PER HOUR!!!
………
Okay, that may not sound a lot to you, but I'm Only 4 InChes Tall And I Can Not Run ForEver!
Joey! StoP THis cRaZy ThinG!!!
Joey: *wondering what that loud squeaking was while entering the room.*
*Sees his Mama running out of control*
*srugs* Welp… time for wevenge!
*takes out tiny doll clothes and running blow dryer*
Who's wiff me!?!
I'll let you in for five bucks each!
………
Okay, that may not sound a lot to you, but I'm Only 4 InChes Tall And I Can Not Run ForEver!
Joey! StoP THis cRaZy ThinG!!!
Joey: *wondering what that loud squeaking was while entering the room.*
*Sees his Mama running out of control*
*srugs* Welp… time for wevenge!
*takes out tiny doll clothes and running blow dryer*
Who's wiff me!?!
I'll let you in for five bucks each!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Rodent (Other)
Size 1280 x 349px
File Size 111.4 kB
Rusty: *Squeels loud enough to crack glass and runs faster*
(Still not going anywhere though… It's actually kind of pathetic…)
Joey: Ehem…*towers over Nero*
He's Mine…
Nero: And what are you going to do about-
Joey: Bad Kitty!
*spritz Nero with spray bottle full of holy water* (Obviously it doesn't hurt.)
Bad-Bad Kitty! Leave my Mama alone…
*continues spraying until Nero get annoyed enough to just leave on his own*
(Still not going anywhere though… It's actually kind of pathetic…)
Joey: Ehem…*towers over Nero*
He's Mine…
Nero: And what are you going to do about-
Joey: Bad Kitty!
*spritz Nero with spray bottle full of holy water* (Obviously it doesn't hurt.)
Bad-Bad Kitty! Leave my Mama alone…
*continues spraying until Nero get annoyed enough to just leave on his own*
Joey: *Defiantly stares up at him.*
*spritz*
Bad Kitty!
(Don't make me sick ADITS on you.) or worse, MamaT… *shutters* She's far worse than Rouler's coat dimension.
*spritz*
Bad Kitty!
(Don't make me sick ADITS on you.) or worse, MamaT… *shutters* She's far worse than Rouler's coat dimension.
Rusty: *peaks out the hole*
Pft… As if I'll fall for that… again…
Joey: *Accidentally drops glass full of evil pixiesd.* Whoopsie *They go zipping into the walls.*
Rusty: AHHHHHHH!!!
*runs out of the hole and hops into the giant lump of shadowy black fur*
*Pixies follow after, they're now swarming both of us like fleas on a dog.*
Pft… As if I'll fall for that… again…
Joey: *Accidentally drops glass full of evil pixiesd.* Whoopsie *They go zipping into the walls.*
Rusty: AHHHHHHH!!!
*runs out of the hole and hops into the giant lump of shadowy black fur*
*Pixies follow after, they're now swarming both of us like fleas on a dog.*
Rusty: *Double Takes like crazy all over your body to avoid the pixies*
*Stops only a second or two at at time to breath heavily*
*At one point, he stops on your nose to say…* "*huff-huff* help *huff-huff* me…"
*Double Takes again to avoid a diving pixie*
(Honestly, I didn't think of that, but that does sound about right to me.)
*Stops only a second or two at at time to breath heavily*
*At one point, he stops on your nose to say…* "*huff-huff* help *huff-huff* me…"
*Double Takes again to avoid a diving pixie*
(Honestly, I didn't think of that, but that does sound about right to me.)
Nero: *swallowed* Well, look who it is? Little Rusty. *standing up* well, i like to eat you but I’M going eat something rarer. *looking at pixies and catch another one and eat it* Mmmm... it might be easier if I catch them all at once. Nightmare form. *transformed into shapeless shadowly mist as it surrounds entire room.*
*then Nero captured all the pixies as they were forcefully gather into one place. Then he put all of them in big plastic jar.* Hunting success.
*then Nero captured all the pixies as they were forcefully gather into one place. Then he put all of them in big plastic jar.* Hunting success.
Joey: Wow, You're better at canning them den Mama was.
*looks around* Speaking of… where is he?
Rusty: *bangs on the plastic*
*Double Takes out, but plops untop of the lid*
*breath heavily before sliding off*
Joey: *catches him* Dank yu…
Rusty: *weakly struggles at first but gives up*
Joey: I fink he's had enough for tonight. How 'bouts you?
*looks around* Speaking of… where is he?
Rusty: *bangs on the plastic*
*Double Takes out, but plops untop of the lid*
*breath heavily before sliding off*
Joey: *catches him* Dank yu…
Rusty: *weakly struggles at first but gives up*
Joey: I fink he's had enough for tonight. How 'bouts you?
Joey: You mean their water bottle…?
After what's he's pulled on me? He'll be lucky if that's the least amount of what he'll get.
After what's he's pulled on me? He'll be lucky if that's the least amount of what he'll get.
Joey: At three inches, He'll be lucky I don't eat Him.
(Yeah, but only if the litter is too big. I only gots the one, so we're good.)
(Yeah, but only if the litter is too big. I only gots the one, so we're good.)
Yeah, sactly : 3. And yeah, but you didn't tell me when you were PMing me about the small critter.
Also I'm going to sing along now, because that song is adorable, you'll get a sunflower seed as pittance : p
~When we work together it's much better! My Best Friend! We like Sunflower seeds, khrrmp khrrmp khrrmp!
And I wonder why I get regressed all the time >w> Eh, C'est la vie
Also I'm going to sing along now, because that song is adorable, you'll get a sunflower seed as pittance : p
~When we work together it's much better! My Best Friend! We like Sunflower seeds, khrrmp khrrmp khrrmp!
And I wonder why I get regressed all the time >w> Eh, C'est la vie
Rusty looked around and then ran in his hamster wheel for the rest of the summer
Heaven help us. What have you done!?!
(Joey drops Rusty in one , before drinking the other…)
(Meanwhile across town (It's still like 1AM))
MamaT: *awakens suddenly* I sense a disturbance in the balance of nature… Almost as if an impossible amount of sugar all cried out at once and then were suddenly silenced… forever…
(Back to where we are)
(Joey and Rusty are zipping all over the place randomly without the help of *Double Take*.)
(Joey drops Rusty in one , before drinking the other…)
(Meanwhile across town (It's still like 1AM))
MamaT: *awakens suddenly* I sense a disturbance in the balance of nature… Almost as if an impossible amount of sugar all cried out at once and then were suddenly silenced… forever…
(Back to where we are)
(Joey and Rusty are zipping all over the place randomly without the help of *Double Take*.)
Rusty: *wheezes from exhaustion, barely able to get enough air in him* Yeah… *wheeze* I…*wheeze* I'm*wheeze* Hamp… *wheeze* ster…
Joey: A Fat Hamster! But don't worry, I'll whip him into shape.
*places tip of whip cream dispenser into Rusty's mouth and inflates him like a water balloon*
Joey: A Fat Hamster! But don't worry, I'll whip him into shape.
*places tip of whip cream dispenser into Rusty's mouth and inflates him like a water balloon*
Rusty: *guggle gurggle*
(too full to answer, overflowing with whip cream)
Joey: See he's fine…
*picks up inflated hamster*
Come on Mama… I've gots a "Surprise" for you… let's go swimming…
(too full to answer, overflowing with whip cream)
Joey: See he's fine…
*picks up inflated hamster*
Come on Mama… I've gots a "Surprise" for you… let's go swimming…
*breaths heavily while sittng on fat butt/lower back like hamsters do.*
*You sit down on the couch and put the ball down, but it starts rolling all over again.*
*Completely out of my control, I'm screaming for help again*
*When you finally catch it, you find that you realize that you'd have to hold it steady.*
*breathing heavier than ever on my back as we begin looking through scrapbook.*
*You sit down on the couch and put the ball down, but it starts rolling all over again.*
*Completely out of my control, I'm screaming for help again*
*When you finally catch it, you find that you realize that you'd have to hold it steady.*
*breathing heavier than ever on my back as we begin looking through scrapbook.*
Rusty: Don't be silly. Evil pixies, all kinds of demon dogs, MamaT, Moonshine(my cat) and George in the cabinets, but not snakes.
(Something drips from above and hits you on the head.)
Rusty: *looks up where that dripped from, screams, and begins running around the hamster ball like that motorcycle stunt*
(Something drips from above and hits you on the head.)
Rusty: *looks up where that dripped from, screams, and begins running around the hamster ball like that motorcycle stunt*
He shaved Uncle Clow, slapped weird uncle Polly wiff a fish and FLUFFED ME UP Into a giant FURBALL Thwee Times Every Day for a month!
*turns away*
If I ever see a icky rwaw fish again… *disgustedly shivers*
I just wanna show him what it's like ta be defenseless like dat.
*turns away*
If I ever see a icky rwaw fish again… *disgustedly shivers*
I just wanna show him what it's like ta be defenseless like dat.
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