Name: Boomer

Species: Long-Tailed Texas Skunk

Age: 59

Likes: Fart Jokes, His body, Stripteasing (Secretly), Facesitting (Secretly), Bara (Secretly), Making videos of himself (secretly), Twerking (secretly), Partying, Dancing, Singing

Dislikes: Bullies, Cheaters, Liars, Sarcasm, Harassment, Rapists, Being talked at, Thieves, Terrorists, Tough Guy wannabes, Sexism, Butt Slaps

Favorite Food: New York Strip

Occupation: Principal

Birthplace: Missouri, USA (Previously in Texas)

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Crowbar

Title: Disciplinary Tyrant

Fursonal Quote: “Not in my school, you don't!”

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Mr. H: "Baldi ain't got nothing on this. It's fucking Boomer! Or as we'd like to call him "Principal Boomer!" And get this, this skunk principal you're looking at was ONCE in the military! So, you can already tell you're gonna have a bad time if you ever get on his bad side. All you have to do when it comes to school is not fuck up, plain and simple. Apparently, we all know that domestic violence is *Earl of Lemongrab impression* UNACCEPTABLE in schools. However, when it comes to the F.E.N.R.I. army, there's a good reason why Boomer be carrying around his trusty crowbar. Well, you know what they say, "not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need." Say, have I ever mentioned how THICC that principal is? Hehe."