Pressing the button, several options appear on the screen listing different inflation types in lists of solid, liquid and gas. There was a slider on the other side to adjust the volume of the inflation as well as a few check boxes allowing for even more options, such as specific body parts, full body and even a macro option. There is even a checkbox with a "Modify Reality" tag. Unsure you want to mess with anything able to change reality more than it already has you select helium, full body and nudge the slider slightly.

The remote beeps and a near deafening hiss fills your ears. You feel gas pouring into you but are completely unaware of where from. Every part of you begins to swell out as you had selected but you had no idea it was going to go so quickly. As you look at the remote again, you notice you had nudged the slider to almost four thousand cubic feet. You luckily manage to nudge it back down before you lose control of your fingers and they too start puffing out beyond your control.

With your expanded vision, you see the mirror on the west wall of the lounge. Your whole body is now taking up much of the lounge and your limbs are being slowly absorbed into the sphere your body is becoming. To make things worse, you notice your whole body is like a hollow balloon right now as it turns transparent but also looks empty. Feeling how tight you're getting, you hear a worrying creak coming from your body just as the hissing finally dies away.

At this point you want to breath a sigh of relief but suddenly realise you have no mouth. You can still see everything around you though and notice an undo option appear on the remote but find yourself unable to do more than wobble. Wobbling your body as hard as you can, you start to rock back and forward, each time your face gets closer to the remote. You notice at once point that there is a timer counting down and start wobbling frantically in panic. With only a few seconds left, you finally manage to press the screen with where your nose used to be.

With a woosh of air, your body spins backwards wildly as you deflate at a rapid rate and finally return to how you were before the inflation. Stumbling dizzily to your feet, you pick up the remote and zero the values. You start wondering what else this can do. This might need further testing...

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