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Thaaaaaaaaat's right, bitches. At this moment, I am holding a solid 12-and-a-half inches of hard Kimahri tightly in my hands.
First eBay purchase ever. Gawd, this feels more visceral and edifying that any normal person would find it. It appears as if I have achieved some kind of Kimahri-faboyism Nirvana.
...
...stop looking at me like that.
First eBay purchase ever. Gawd, this feels more visceral and edifying that any normal person would find it. It appears as if I have achieved some kind of Kimahri-faboyism Nirvana.
...
...stop looking at me like that.
Category Photography / Human
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File Size 899 kB
Thanks! :D 'tis inDEED lovely!
Well, the Yuna one is a little bit smaller (Apparently, these things are 1/6th to scale) but the guy whom I got this off was selling other FFX figures for pretty cheap on eBay. (Of course, later on, I then found out that someone was selling another for ever CHEAPER... ) So, might be worth a look.
Well, the Yuna one is a little bit smaller (Apparently, these things are 1/6th to scale) but the guy whom I got this off was selling other FFX figures for pretty cheap on eBay. (Of course, later on, I then found out that someone was selling another for ever CHEAPER... ) So, might be worth a look.
It certainly is! And lot of clothing? Yeah, the characters from FFX are pretty well all dressed up in unnecessarily elaborate outfits. Kinda pretty, though!
Too bad, though, you can't take them off and mix and match doll clothes like you did with your sister's Barbies.
... oh, what, you never...? Yeah, me neither.
Too bad, though, you can't take them off and mix and match doll clothes like you did with your sister's Barbies.
... oh, what, you never...? Yeah, me neither.
If not for Kimahri, Auron and maybe Wakka, X would have indeed been kind of a meh entry on the ladder of Final Fantasies.
Gotta give props to whoever designed everyone's outfits, though... it's not every game where half the women are all dress like prostitutes. (Okay, actually that IS every game, but at least the ones in FFX looked like classy hookers.) :P
Gotta give props to whoever designed everyone's outfits, though... it's not every game where half the women are all dress like prostitutes. (Okay, actually that IS every game, but at least the ones in FFX looked like classy hookers.) :P
>:D And that's just the tip of the iceberg! Like all great villains, the greater threat serves only as a smokescreen for my TRUE plan, as I will soon...
Huh? What the...? What was that noise? Whose footprints are these?
Where'd this cardboard box come from? I don't remember leaving that here.
Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing... anyways, soon I will find myself in complete control of earth's gravitational pull, after which...
*NECK SNAP*
Huh? What the...? What was that noise? Whose footprints are these?
Where'd this cardboard box come from? I don't remember leaving that here.
Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing... anyways, soon I will find myself in complete control of earth's gravitational pull, after which...
*NECK SNAP*
About 80 CAD. I got it off a seller on eBay. The real bitch was the international shipping fees, but altogether it still cost less than the 120-170$ pricetag. :)
Really, it was just the waiting that was the real killer. Cause... waaaaaaaaiting is the hardest par... *GETS SHOT*
Really, it was just the waiting that was the real killer. Cause... waaaaaaaaiting is the hardest par... *GETS SHOT*
A... an interdimensional voodoo Kimahir doll?? O.o
:D
>:3
*Days later, Kimahri would start to wonder why he kept hearing this disembodied voice that kept whispering into his ear "Go to the stoooore... buy some beer and whipped creeeeaaaamm... get the blonde kid druuuuuuuunk... then sneak into his teeeeeeeeent..."
:D
>:3
*Days later, Kimahri would start to wonder why he kept hearing this disembodied voice that kept whispering into his ear "Go to the stoooore... buy some beer and whipped creeeeaaaamm... get the blonde kid druuuuuuuunk... then sneak into his teeeeeeeeent..."
Thanks! Though I blush a bit to admit that, like most truly epic things, that was a complete accident and a simple oversight in the shot setup.
But, such is the fickle nature of epicness... you cannot calculate it, teach it, or force it to happen... it'll either happen, or it won't. ;P
But, such is the fickle nature of epicness... you cannot calculate it, teach it, or force it to happen... it'll either happen, or it won't. ;P
NONSENSE! You can never enjoy too much Kimahri!
Why, just look at that detail on this sucker... the master weaves of the fur, the stern posture, the bulging veiney muscles, the intense look in his eyes...
*Pauses, looks down, checks pants*
... um, actually, you may have a point. :I
Why, just look at that detail on this sucker... the master weaves of the fur, the stern posture, the bulging veiney muscles, the intense look in his eyes...
*Pauses, looks down, checks pants*
... um, actually, you may have a point. :I
Is that an unabashed pedosmile I see?
Or maybe you're just happy to see Kimahri. That would be the much preferred of the two evils.
It looks a lot bigger than I imagined it would look. Can you do a video introduction of your new guest of honor? I'd like to see all the angles...in motion. BTW you can never PURCHASE a God into your home. You can only INVITE them with offerings of your sincerety, showing your dedication and pious fealty to the one true GAWD that is Kimahri.
Or maybe you're just happy to see Kimahri. That would be the much preferred of the two evils.
It looks a lot bigger than I imagined it would look. Can you do a video introduction of your new guest of honor? I'd like to see all the angles...in motion. BTW you can never PURCHASE a God into your home. You can only INVITE them with offerings of your sincerety, showing your dedication and pious fealty to the one true GAWD that is Kimahri.
Pedosmile? No, no, sir, this is a Reubensmile... the differences are subtle, but it's much, MUCH worse...
I could try making a video, but all I got is my webcam, the the resolution is pretty damned shitty. I maybe borrow one, though... we'll see.
And I don't know if it's either capitalistic worshiping or prostrate worshiping that does the trick, but considering that I've both paid a good chunk of change for this thing AND bow to it every time I enter the room, I think I'm covered. :P
I could try making a video, but all I got is my webcam, the the resolution is pretty damned shitty. I maybe borrow one, though... we'll see.
And I don't know if it's either capitalistic worshiping or prostrate worshiping that does the trick, but considering that I've both paid a good chunk of change for this thing AND bow to it every time I enter the room, I think I'm covered. :P
That's the sort of look that Pedobear would have after finding himself left in sole charge of a kindergarten... Good thing that your purchase can be wiped down with a clean, wet sponge, right? Or is your fanboyism to the extent that it will need to be taken outside and hosed down?
You're a deviant bastard and that's why we loves ya
May you both be very happy together and have a life filled with joyous memories to keep and to treasure!
You're a deviant bastard and that's why we loves ya
May you both be very happy together and have a life filled with joyous memories to keep and to treasure!
I would object to the comparison, except that this thing IS a lot smaller than me, and therefore if I were to... No! NO! Stopping train of thought right now! *HEAD-DESK!*... Besides, this thing is vinyl and hard and full of pointy edges... it would be kinda impractical. :P
Oh, we'll be happy together for life, my man... Kimahri will still be there years and years from now...
ME: "Aaaaaah, how I love you, dear."
THEORETICAL FUTURE WIFE/HUSBAND: "I love you too, honey."
ME: "I wasn't talking to you."
Oh, we'll be happy together for life, my man... Kimahri will still be there years and years from now...
ME: "Aaaaaah, how I love you, dear."
THEORETICAL FUTURE WIFE/HUSBAND: "I love you too, honey."
ME: "I wasn't talking to you."
Oh, it is indeedy! The fur patterns are intricately woven and detailed, the clothing is all faithfully patterned and folded, the body and muscles are perfectly sculpted (even has little veins visible in some spots)...
... only downside is maybe the face. The way it's painted and sculpted, it either looks like Kimahri is glowering at you like he's about to eviscerate you, or you just told a really, really bad joke and he's frowning at your failed attempt at humor.
Me: "Hey! Hey, Why didn't the cat like the tree? (Pause) Because he was afraid of the bark!" :D
Kimahri: >:C
... only downside is maybe the face. The way it's painted and sculpted, it either looks like Kimahri is glowering at you like he's about to eviscerate you, or you just told a really, really bad joke and he's frowning at your failed attempt at humor.
Me: "Hey! Hey, Why didn't the cat like the tree? (Pause) Because he was afraid of the bark!" :D
Kimahri: >:C
An excellent idea! And certainly a better one to go on than the evisceration one... I keep him right above my computer desk, and every time I nonchalantly look up and suddenly see that face...
"AAAAAHHH!!!" *falls out of chair*
Now instead I can look up and go...
"Not tonight, hon, I'm WAY too busy" *Roomate walks by door, stares for a few moments, then continues on.*
"AAAAAHHH!!!" *falls out of chair*
Now instead I can look up and go...
"Not tonight, hon, I'm WAY too busy" *Roomate walks by door, stares for a few moments, then continues on.*
A life-sized action figure?? You mean they're FINALLY coming out with the whole set? http://www.exploitationnow.com/arch.....ate=2002-02-15
... I might have to... actually not buy it, then. If ever I got my hands on one, I don't think I'd ever come out of my room. And plans for world domination would go all askew while creepy noises were being made from behind my door. :P
As for the fragrance... how would that even work? How could you, uh... "extract" the smell??
... I might have to... actually not buy it, then. If ever I got my hands on one, I don't think I'd ever come out of my room. And plans for world domination would go all askew while creepy noises were being made from behind my door. :P
As for the fragrance... how would that even work? How could you, uh... "extract" the smell??
Well, just be sure that you have the room with all your other stuff... this guy is actually pretty damn big, and dwarfs even my little Gundam figurines. (Which are SUPPOSED to be modeled after giant fucking robots, and yet something based on a slightly tall Ronso just towers over them. :P
A-hah-hah... How's this: Just based on the title, and about five pixels of yellow plastic next to your face in the thumbnail, I immediately knew what this submission was all about - I'm not sure what exactly that's saying about me and/or my knowledge of you. Hah hah. XD
Regrettably I don't own one of these myself, but I've known about these Kimahri miniatures for a while, and I agree that they're pretty damn awesome. For what that's worth, my own last "trophy" is a miniature of Phantasm's "Tall Man", complete with inter-dimensional gate, midget zombie slave and flying sphere of dooom~ He's standing on top of my computer case right now, watching me and trying hard to look mean. XD
Regrettably I don't own one of these myself, but I've known about these Kimahri miniatures for a while, and I agree that they're pretty damn awesome. For what that's worth, my own last "trophy" is a miniature of Phantasm's "Tall Man", complete with inter-dimensional gate, midget zombie slave and flying sphere of dooom~ He's standing on top of my computer case right now, watching me and trying hard to look mean. XD
xD Actually, it probably says a little bit more about me and MY behavior than it does anything about you... I mean, really, if you saw Pamela Anderson looking as excited as I looked in the thumbnail, you'd just naturally assume that a white trash musician had to be involved, somehow. :P Same rules apply here.
And somehow, I doubt Tall Man has to try all that hard to look mean. Maybe we could get them together and have them face off in a "scary face" staredown in a battle for frowny supremacy.
And somehow, I doubt Tall Man has to try all that hard to look mean. Maybe we could get them together and have them face off in a "scary face" staredown in a battle for frowny supremacy.
>"... if you saw Pamela Anderson looking as excited as I looked in the thumbnail, you'd just naturally assume that a white trash musician had to be involved, somehow. :P Same rules apply here."
Oh I see. ... Wait, how was a white trash musician involved in this.
>And somehow, I doubt Tall Man has to try all that hard to look mean. Maybe we could get them together and have them face off in a "scary face" staredown in a battle for frowny supremacy.
I almost feel a little sorry for the Tall Man - Try as he might, I just think he looks awesome and kinda cute, even when he puts on his best scowl. XD
Oh I see. ... Wait, how was a white trash musician involved in this.
>And somehow, I doubt Tall Man has to try all that hard to look mean. Maybe we could get them together and have them face off in a "scary face" staredown in a battle for frowny supremacy.
I almost feel a little sorry for the Tall Man - Try as he might, I just think he looks awesome and kinda cute, even when he puts on his best scowl. XD
The Pamela Anderson>White trash analogy was the best example I could think of at the time. I was going to go with a Bill Clinton>Chubby Intern joke, but that poor man's already suffered enough at my hands. :P How about something more contemporary? Like... say, Lindsey Lohan making that kind of face when she finds some cocaine?
Yes? No?
Oh well. Anyways, if you could put Tall Man in some cupboard and bring him to life, I'm sure he'd appreciate your kind words. :3
Yes? No?
Oh well. Anyways, if you could put Tall Man in some cupboard and bring him to life, I'm sure he'd appreciate your kind words. :3
Fellow aficionado! *High fives*
And... uh, well I guess I myself am as guilty of failing to pump up that particular pairing's fansubstance. (I did make one pic of Yuna with a female Ronso, buuuuut...)
Being someone who scours the internet obsessively for Kimahri stuffs like a broke alcoholic scouring the liquor cabinet for anything he/she missed, though, I can direct your attention to what Kimahri/Yuna stuffs I have come across, should you wish.
And... uh, well I guess I myself am as guilty of failing to pump up that particular pairing's fansubstance. (I did make one pic of Yuna with a female Ronso, buuuuut...)
Being someone who scours the internet obsessively for Kimahri stuffs like a broke alcoholic scouring the liquor cabinet for anything he/she missed, though, I can direct your attention to what Kimahri/Yuna stuffs I have come across, should you wish.
Who doesn't, man? That's how they test if you're even human anymore, man.
Seriously. A kimahri figure, and the human desire for one... it's going to mean the difference between death and figuring out which one of your friends has been secretly transformed into an undead.
Seriously. A kimahri figure, and the human desire for one... it's going to mean the difference between death and figuring out which one of your friends has been secretly transformed into an undead.
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