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Heres the story:
It was Sunday afternoon and Phil was dreading a job interview for the next day.
''The anticipation is just so...so drastic!'' Phil thought to himself. It was the first time in a LONG time since he had a job interview and the fear was eating away at his nerves. Last time he had one he was asked a question. He couldn't remember what it was but it had something to do with, what kind of company brand he would be and why. And due to the stress and nervousness that was building up as the time went on, he foolishly said the first thing that came to mind....Curry.
Phil cringed at that memory. ''I should of just taken my stress ball!''
Phil straightened up, took a deep breath in...and let it out slowly.
''Mistakes happen all the time. Its no big deal. Tomorrow is another day. As they all say.'' Phil told himself.
Phil set off to the beach to chill out near the tide and watch the sunset disappear over the hill. It always had a soothing effect on him and it sometimes made him sleepy too.
Phil sat on the sand daydreaming about tickling. ''That would definitely release some steam.'' Thought Phil. What he really needed was a goodnight sleep and that was always the easiest way to do it.
''I just gotta find a way to relax tomorrow.'' Sighed Phil.
Just then, something caught his eye, around the corner of a ledge, he saw what looked like....a tail. It wasn't a dog's tail or a sea lion. It was hairless and looked like...scales? He noticed it was in segments with a stinger on the end!
''Did some kid leave their toy behind?'' thought Phil.
He walked over to it and grabbed it.
Suddenly. the tail jerked up and jabbed him in the thumb
''YIPE!'' cried Phil.
Suddenly, he heard a grunt. The tail swished side to side and then round the corner stepped out a giant anthropomorphic Scorpion.
''WHOA!'' cried Phil.
The creature blinked it's six tired giant black eyes and gazed up at Phil.
''Hey man, watch what your doing...I was sleeping dude.'' Said the Scorpion.
Phil twitched his eye.
'Uh...sorry.'' He said.
''Ah its all good. Smiled the arachnid. ''Say what's your name stooge?'' the creature asked putting it's lobster like claws around it's head.
''Oh uh...Phil'' Phil replied.
''Cool name'' Said the creature winking at him.
''The name's Scourge. Tell me, what brings ya down to the clam turf?''
Huh?'' asked Phil
''...The beach'' replied Scourge.
''Oh!'' Said Phil. ''Well I uh....I came down to chill out I got a BIG day tomorrow.'' Said Phil
''Shoot'' said the Scorpion.
''I have a job interview tomorrow and im crapping myself about it.'' Said Phil widening his eyes playfully.
Scourge clicked his tongue
''Hard stuff dude.'' he said. ''I'd help ya if I can. Why not let me try?'' he asked.
''Well...what can you do?'' asked Phil.
''Well you could talk to me. Is this the first time you had one?'' asked the Scorpion.
''Well no, actually its not'' said Phil. ''I actually had one a long time ago and I didn't get the job because I answered a question wrong.''
Scourge raised a brow and tilted his head. ''What happened?'' he asked.
''Well the interviewer asked me if I were a brand what would it be and why.''
''Yu huh.'' Said Scourge.
''And because I was so nervous I wasn't thinking straight and I said......curry.'' Phil blushed
Scourge spluttered and chuckled.
''That's not funny! I felt so humiliated!'' said Phil sternly.
''Im sorry.'' said Scourge still snorting.
Phil sighed. ''Looking back I wish I said Neca. Because they make awesome toys and action figures of horror movies and serious action stuff. The sculpts are so cool and so movie accurate its incredible. But anyway, im going off on a tangent.'' Said Phil. ''Im scared ill make the same mistake tomorrow.'' Phil ended.
Scourge raised a claw to his mouth and thought.
''Well all I can say chief is to relax and maybe take a chill pill before it.'' He then shrugged.
Phil sighed and sat next to the creature unfazed by his weird alienlike appearance.
For a while nothing happened. It was getting dark and Phil had to head home to get ready for bed to prepare for it. But he wasn't tired.
Then, he had an idea....
''Hey uh...Scourge...''
''Hmm?'' replied the scorpion.
''I uh...I was wondering....can you uh...tickle me? it would kinda cheer me up.''
Scourge raised a brow and stifled a snigger. ''What?'' he asked.
''I don't know, I love it. It always helped me chill out when im worried or stressed and its also good for letting off steam. So What do ya say?'' he asked. ''Be a pal and...go for it?'' he asked smiling nervously.
Scourge shifted his black eyes side to side awkwardly.
''Uhhh well its not really my style. But since I want to help you and cant think of anything else...I guess I can give it a try...Meh ok lift your arms up.''
Phil's face lit up. ''WOO! thanks buddy your a real pal!''
Phil took off his t shirt and raised his arms.
Scourge got on all eight legs and pounced on his back. Phil felt his tail coil itself around his arms like a python and holding them above his head.
''Ready?'' asked Scourge.''
Phil nodded in anticipation.
Before Phil could blink, he felt eight tiny claw like feet pinching, skittering and sliding allll around his abdomen and up in his armpits and into his ribs.
''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IHIHIHIHIH IHIHIHIH CAHAHAHANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'' Phil couldn't speak this tickling was something else.
Scourge raised a brow and smirked then he started to poke and scratch Phil's neck with his claws.
Phil craned his neck back and screeched like a maniac
''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOA THAHAHAHAT IHIHIHIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'' Phil had tears pouring out his eyes like a tap.
Scourge was enjoying himself too. Even though he was a chilled sort of laid back dude Scorpion. He was enjoying this kind of activity.
Scourge then dipped one of his tiny claws into Phil's bellybutton and wiggled around inside.
''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! IIIIIII LUUUUUV IIIIITT HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'' howled phil.
20 minutes later. Phil almost passed out and Scourge could sense it so he unwrapped his arms and jumped off his back.
Phil slumped on his face and panted with exhaustion.
You are the best'' said Phil muffled in the sand.
''Hehe no problem stooge'' said Scourge.
Phil rolled lazily onto his back. ''I really needed that haha.''
Phil stood up and Scourge helped him keep his balance.
''Easy dude.'' Said Scourge.
Welp, I better get back I am dying'' said Phil. ''See ya later Scourge and thanks a lot.''
Scourge saluted. ''Oh one more thing!'' called Scourge.
Phil looked back.
''Don't worry about me stinging your thumb. I didn't do it in attack mode it was a reflex so theres no venom in you.'' Said Scourge assuredly.
Phil smiled in relief and waved goodbye.
The End.
Heres the story:
It was Sunday afternoon and Phil was dreading a job interview for the next day.
''The anticipation is just so...so drastic!'' Phil thought to himself. It was the first time in a LONG time since he had a job interview and the fear was eating away at his nerves. Last time he had one he was asked a question. He couldn't remember what it was but it had something to do with, what kind of company brand he would be and why. And due to the stress and nervousness that was building up as the time went on, he foolishly said the first thing that came to mind....Curry.
Phil cringed at that memory. ''I should of just taken my stress ball!''
Phil straightened up, took a deep breath in...and let it out slowly.
''Mistakes happen all the time. Its no big deal. Tomorrow is another day. As they all say.'' Phil told himself.
Phil set off to the beach to chill out near the tide and watch the sunset disappear over the hill. It always had a soothing effect on him and it sometimes made him sleepy too.
Phil sat on the sand daydreaming about tickling. ''That would definitely release some steam.'' Thought Phil. What he really needed was a goodnight sleep and that was always the easiest way to do it.
''I just gotta find a way to relax tomorrow.'' Sighed Phil.
Just then, something caught his eye, around the corner of a ledge, he saw what looked like....a tail. It wasn't a dog's tail or a sea lion. It was hairless and looked like...scales? He noticed it was in segments with a stinger on the end!
''Did some kid leave their toy behind?'' thought Phil.
He walked over to it and grabbed it.
Suddenly. the tail jerked up and jabbed him in the thumb
''YIPE!'' cried Phil.
Suddenly, he heard a grunt. The tail swished side to side and then round the corner stepped out a giant anthropomorphic Scorpion.
''WHOA!'' cried Phil.
The creature blinked it's six tired giant black eyes and gazed up at Phil.
''Hey man, watch what your doing...I was sleeping dude.'' Said the Scorpion.
Phil twitched his eye.
'Uh...sorry.'' He said.
''Ah its all good. Smiled the arachnid. ''Say what's your name stooge?'' the creature asked putting it's lobster like claws around it's head.
''Oh uh...Phil'' Phil replied.
''Cool name'' Said the creature winking at him.
''The name's Scourge. Tell me, what brings ya down to the clam turf?''
Huh?'' asked Phil
''...The beach'' replied Scourge.
''Oh!'' Said Phil. ''Well I uh....I came down to chill out I got a BIG day tomorrow.'' Said Phil
''Shoot'' said the Scorpion.
''I have a job interview tomorrow and im crapping myself about it.'' Said Phil widening his eyes playfully.
Scourge clicked his tongue
''Hard stuff dude.'' he said. ''I'd help ya if I can. Why not let me try?'' he asked.
''Well...what can you do?'' asked Phil.
''Well you could talk to me. Is this the first time you had one?'' asked the Scorpion.
''Well no, actually its not'' said Phil. ''I actually had one a long time ago and I didn't get the job because I answered a question wrong.''
Scourge raised a brow and tilted his head. ''What happened?'' he asked.
''Well the interviewer asked me if I were a brand what would it be and why.''
''Yu huh.'' Said Scourge.
''And because I was so nervous I wasn't thinking straight and I said......curry.'' Phil blushed
Scourge spluttered and chuckled.
''That's not funny! I felt so humiliated!'' said Phil sternly.
''Im sorry.'' said Scourge still snorting.
Phil sighed. ''Looking back I wish I said Neca. Because they make awesome toys and action figures of horror movies and serious action stuff. The sculpts are so cool and so movie accurate its incredible. But anyway, im going off on a tangent.'' Said Phil. ''Im scared ill make the same mistake tomorrow.'' Phil ended.
Scourge raised a claw to his mouth and thought.
''Well all I can say chief is to relax and maybe take a chill pill before it.'' He then shrugged.
Phil sighed and sat next to the creature unfazed by his weird alienlike appearance.
For a while nothing happened. It was getting dark and Phil had to head home to get ready for bed to prepare for it. But he wasn't tired.
Then, he had an idea....
''Hey uh...Scourge...''
''Hmm?'' replied the scorpion.
''I uh...I was wondering....can you uh...tickle me? it would kinda cheer me up.''
Scourge raised a brow and stifled a snigger. ''What?'' he asked.
''I don't know, I love it. It always helped me chill out when im worried or stressed and its also good for letting off steam. So What do ya say?'' he asked. ''Be a pal and...go for it?'' he asked smiling nervously.
Scourge shifted his black eyes side to side awkwardly.
''Uhhh well its not really my style. But since I want to help you and cant think of anything else...I guess I can give it a try...Meh ok lift your arms up.''
Phil's face lit up. ''WOO! thanks buddy your a real pal!''
Phil took off his t shirt and raised his arms.
Scourge got on all eight legs and pounced on his back. Phil felt his tail coil itself around his arms like a python and holding them above his head.
''Ready?'' asked Scourge.''
Phil nodded in anticipation.
Before Phil could blink, he felt eight tiny claw like feet pinching, skittering and sliding allll around his abdomen and up in his armpits and into his ribs.
''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IHIHIHIHIH IHIHIHIH CAHAHAHANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'' Phil couldn't speak this tickling was something else.
Scourge raised a brow and smirked then he started to poke and scratch Phil's neck with his claws.
Phil craned his neck back and screeched like a maniac
''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOA THAHAHAHAT IHIHIHIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'' Phil had tears pouring out his eyes like a tap.
Scourge was enjoying himself too. Even though he was a chilled sort of laid back dude Scorpion. He was enjoying this kind of activity.
Scourge then dipped one of his tiny claws into Phil's bellybutton and wiggled around inside.
''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! IIIIIII LUUUUUV IIIIITT HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'' howled phil.
20 minutes later. Phil almost passed out and Scourge could sense it so he unwrapped his arms and jumped off his back.
Phil slumped on his face and panted with exhaustion.
You are the best'' said Phil muffled in the sand.
''Hehe no problem stooge'' said Scourge.
Phil rolled lazily onto his back. ''I really needed that haha.''
Phil stood up and Scourge helped him keep his balance.
''Easy dude.'' Said Scourge.
Welp, I better get back I am dying'' said Phil. ''See ya later Scourge and thanks a lot.''
Scourge saluted. ''Oh one more thing!'' called Scourge.
Phil looked back.
''Don't worry about me stinging your thumb. I didn't do it in attack mode it was a reflex so theres no venom in you.'' Said Scourge assuredly.
Phil smiled in relief and waved goodbye.
The End.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fantasy
Species Scorpion
Size 794 x 556px
File Size 11.4 kB
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