Q: What happens when cross a dragon that loves saving money with the swine flu?
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A: PIGGY BANK TAREN! Think of the savings!
(First one to laugh is getting coughed on.)

NB: I don't know for sure if I have it or not, but I definitely came down with some sort of flu on Sunday. I'm on antibiotics now (azithromycin) so this pinkness all over my mid-section should go away in a few days I hope!