Commisioned To Artist:  DaddyDNS

This is from a fourth adventure... i should probably start making folders for each different group in addition to a generic "Tabletop RPG Characters Folder". I made a point to gift to each and every player in that group a picture of their character, trying to deviate from the standard procedure of "let's rip a random picture from the internet" so i guess we'll see how this goes.

The adventure is all sorts of wacky so much so that we're doing "in character metagame" and it's justified. Basically the group is composed out of a bunch of "fantasy people" where the only standard one is my dwarven lady and it's basically "your characters are on vacation, they go to a theme parch where it's basically LARPing with animatronics and actors.

We've had (i kid you not) discussions about goblin work arrangements with the "dead" of a group of goblin which were playing (as actors) the part of Goblin Actors protesting their abysmal work conditions because they had no jacuzzi in their RV and the champagne they had on their meals was too cheap. Yes. You read it right we "fought" goblin actors playing the part of spoiled goblin actors protesting "Zeroth World Problems".

With stuff like this, words just fail and you learn how to stop worrying and enjoy using skills like "animal handling" to steer a triceratops in the right direction. Even when said triceratops has a steering wheel and gas pedals and makes clanking noises. But the system won't accept your commands until you've succeeded in the animal handling skill, so you better roll it.

And don't get me started on the "magical items"

This is: Shakti Parvati Powers Mk1

And here goes my second character. Parvati is a lawyer droid that decided to follow the others into this "adventure" and since they could download kung-fu in her she became a sun soul monk (because lazors). She's one of those snide remarking people who is never satisfied with anything. She's mostly dissatisfied with the fact that there seems to be just one option to deal with adversities in this "adventure land" of the Port Th'Elos Park. And while she's by now resigned to just attack anything that moves... (not that she wants, but if she does not, everybody else just goes "Leroy Jenkins" anyway) ...she would really like to have a conversation sometimes.

Her proudest moment what when she deftly used her "unique" singing skills (more or less a broken daft punk record, but let's glide over this fact) to woo a bunch of weird animals into getting into their cages.

Her lowest moment was when she tried to help with reason an animatronic taken over by a virus only for her companions to just go leroy jenkins on the poor thing and sink it.