Are YOU tired of tired of destroying expensive clothes with your transformations? Are YOU sick of the pain and inconvenience of tearing through cloth and bursting stitches? Are YOU through with choosing thrift store chic over style due to the cost of rippage? Then YOU need RIP-OFF™!

Rip-Off™ is the first biodegradable, disposable clothing designed specifically for lycanthropes! Available at a cheap, bulk rate, Rip-Off™ allows you to look stylish without having to worry about transformative rippage. In the event of a metamorphosis, it shreds effortlessly and biodegrades within a week--leaving you comfortable and with plausible deniability of your change! Leave sealed packs in dead drops so that when you revert you've for an outfit in easy reach--one that won't be missed if it's discovered and janked! And ask about Flop-Off™, the new line of designer disposable footwear from the makers of Rip-Off™ (sold separately)!

Remember: if it shreds effortlessly during your transformation, "It's a Rip-Off™!"*

* Rip-Off™ clothing will degrade naturally after one week of unsealed use of with exposure to certain fluids. Rip-Off™ and its parent corporation GeneCom Global Dynamics are not responsible for any premature rippage, premature biodegredation, or any other wardrobe malfunctions. Consult a fashion designer immediately if Rip-Off™ does not rip off, as this may be a symptom of a rare but serious side effect. Do not eat Rip-Off™.

"Sure, it works as advertised. But people forget that clothing designed to rip and melt away needs only the slightest excuse to do so, whether prompted by a mountain of expanding metamorphic flesh or not."

-IMF Field Agent Ellis

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The awesome wolflady here is by  carolzilla and you MUST favorite the original here! The public domain elements are from here. Special thanks to  loboleo for inspiration and design advice!

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Be sure to have a peek the new pay-what-you-want unicorn transformation comic I helped create! Check out Cornelia's Tale here!