As he title suggests, here is your chance of becoming the man of you house.

Side effects of wearing the jockstraps include;
Excessive hair growth to a point of becoming almost beat-like with a matching kingly facial
Weight-lifting arms
Round and huggable belly
Bulging privates

SB = $15
MI = $1
AB =$25

Bonus; the winning bid will have the option to include a $5 tip in exchange for the Before form to have clothes on so the After form would be wearing stretched/torn version thus giving you the pleasure of the peek-a-boo effect.

Good luck winning the auction (^w^)