so once upon a time i saw someone had drawn rocket raccoon getting his hands on the infinity stone of reality and used it to turn some peoples into raccoons that served as his flunkies (i believe it was this guy  Blueballs) and i thought "wow, that's a great idea and i have like 0 artistic integrity!" so i drew my own version where in some poor unsuspecting me gets abducted by rocket who, tired of being the only raccoon and needed a flunky to push around because groot's his pal and not a lackey, decided to make me a raccoon through the use of the reality stone (yes i know he probably shouldn't be able to actually touch it piss off this is my fan fic) and makes me the latest member of the guardians.

naturally as a flunky i'm a little fatter( though i was fat to begin with....shut it) a little dumber cause..why would a flunky be smarter than da boss? also seemed to change my accent to better suit the role. working on a sequel to this, dunno when it'll come out cause i'm lazy.

(also i went with the classic guardians uniform because i like it more)