This picture was done by  noben based on a true story.

I was home alone and the house only had these glass-bottled Coca-Colas sitting around. They have these old-fashioned pop-tops. I wanted something with caffeine in it, so I took to trying to get this bottle open. When I couldn't find the bottle opener, I turned to various other things, including trying to pop it off with a kitchen knife. Nothing worked.

So,  noben has this trick where she puts her hand on top of the bottle and hits it on the edge of a counter to pop the top off. It's neat. Well, I didn't want to cut my hand, so I just held the bottle and gave it a sound whack against the counter edge. The glass rim shattered and the top flew off to someplace I could not locate. I poured the coke into a cup and sifted for glass, then hid the evidence that I'm retarded. :D

In this pic it's a Pepsi because I fucking love Pepsi. Also, the added freckles are cute, don'tcha think?