“Gastric Exercises”

Daniel X: Welcome back to 31 Days of X-Pansion! Today, we decided to take a peak at one of the X-Verse's biggest stinkers, literally! I'm talking, of course, of the big stinkbomb of a skunk, Stinx Nuke!

Xwell: nervous Ooh, I think he's gonna blow!

Daniel X: naw, it's part of his training routine

Xwell: Training routine?

Daniel X: To keep his powers in shape. The guy guzzles down enough bean burritos and tacos to feed a small town, and holds in all in the gas from it all as long as he can.

Xwell: Why would he do that?

Daniel X: To keep his gas tank filled, his pain tolerence up, and his ability to control his farts focused... *A loud bit of flatuence slipped out in the room* which is more than can be said for more...

Xwell: *embarrassed* Um, must have been the skunk?

Daniel X: *sigh* We'll be back tomorrow folks...