Yes, yes I do want to a punk superstar.

Lyrics:
I wish I could be a punk superstar
Standing up on stage wailing on my guitar
Screaming about the injustices of the world
Causing real punks to fucking hurl

Cause if I was a punk superstar
I could stand on stage and be a farce
Fake my appearnce and act like a tool
While making all the punk girls drool

I'd be so punk with my torn up jeans
That make me look like all the cool teens
Anarchy punk buttons all over my jacket
Even though I'm in a high tax bracket

Everyone would go buy all our CDs
And we would be eating that fancy cheese
But at interviews we'd be talking about the trees
I hope every punk superstar gets black lung disease

We'll tell everyone we came from nothing
Built up an empire, now we live like kings
That will give us Hot Topic street credit
Fuck everything, we're the men now dog

See we would even put funny internet memes
In all our songs just like that band Weezer did
So before you go discrediting our band
We're just the new label's punk brand

So you won't hear about us in a month or two
Until one of us shows up dead from Swine Flu
Just cherish us while we're hear, because God knows
The next band will be even fucking worse

Everyone would go buy all our CDs
And we would be eating that fancy cheese
But at interviews we'd be talking about the trees
I hope every punk superstar gets black lung disease