Content warning: Contains foul language, references to drug use, and the most minor nudity imaginable. I don't think these elements are strong or prominent enough to warrant a mature rating, but if I'm wrong then I will not hesitate to change the rating on this piece.

Summary: Caliburn wakes up one morning and ends up face-to-face with an identical copy of himself. The two of him then try to figure out why there are two of him to begin with and how to get things back to normal.

You ever just wake up one morning and find that you screwed up a spell and split yourself in two? No? Well, your life sure sounds boring now, doesn't it? All joking aside, I've been trying to write more often lately, so I'm gonna start writing these little one-offs about my characters getting up to all sorts of crazy shit. A friend suggested this premise to me as a joke, then I decided to run with it and I think it turned out pretty well. Heck, writing this was so much fun, I'm tempted to find a way to continue this plotline.

Oh yes, I didn't intend for this but I suppose this story marks the first public appearance of Cal's cousin Tizona. She's a three-eyed Siamese cat who works as a nightclub DJ, I based her off a Pathfinder character I used to play (catfolk bard with a third eye). She's generally pretty chill, even letting Cal and his siblings crash at her place whenever they please. also she does weed but ssshhhh don't tell the fuzz