Hey! We're back! After some... technical difficulties six months ago, the Office for Non-Citizen Corrections has opened its doors once more! We've got a snazzy brand new stage to display our stock on and some brand new criminals for you to bid on! The one called Goop dirtied up a public square and after we determined that their chemical composition couldn't be used as an alternative energy source we put them up for auction. The one called Everglade was found trespassing in an ancient, storied swamp. They say they've always been there. Pssh!

So, this auction will conclude at 11:00 PM CST on 10/7. Snipe protection exists, any bid placed after the time limit will reset a 15 minute cooldown-- So if a bid is placed at 11:23, you have until 11:38 to place a bid before they win. So basically the thing ends at the specified time or 15 minutes after the last bid, whichever comes last. Place your bids below, starting at one dollar. Minimum bid of $1, too. Yadda yadda, standard adoptable stuff!

Oh yeah, and their sex and personality and everything is totally up for you to decide, of course. These kobolds are tabula rasa-- A completely blank slate for you to do whatever you want with.