a simple fix is to use a small bottle of yellow dye and have a nice faded orange colored shirt ^^

That would work nicely. in the mean time i just wear a shirt.

*in the mean time i will just Not wear a shirt.*

Mm. No complaints here. <3 That shirt looks like it might be a little snug on ya, anyway. *pats your belly*

Yeah i like em tight but being the glutton i am sometimes they get small fast.

I'd make it into a flag and attach it to the antenna on your car

I Could. It would be a nice breast cancer research support thing.

Hmm... I better bring a bucket of pink color with me when I meet him.

Just as i will bring my rusty chainsaw and jockstrap made of fishhooks to any future meeting with you.

D8 I'll make sure I'll have pink-color exploding bullets and grenades with then.

I see this conversation escalating into pink atomic paint bombs.

PINK! It's my new obsession

* hands you the ruined shirt and walks off half dressed to get a new one. *

Redyes it so it matches Bret Hart's colors.

Pink is the new Black.......

XD XD XD XD

my father once gave me a pink shirt...... ¬¬

I also hear fat is the new black and i am fat at that so one new black at a time.

no no no pink is the new black, fat is the new White, Puppies are the new Pink and kiwi is the new beef....

Huh......I may just never put a shirt on again.

well i tried to dye my pink shirt with a dark gray dye......

it turned out purple.... T_T

oh well. at least purple is better.

it takes a true man to wear pink?

This is true, but stuart does not hate it because it is "gay" or "Girly" he just hates pink (unless it is the color of a certain park of male anatomy. )

hehe okay *runs out to get you a new shirt*

*Waits shirtless scratching his belly.*

*returns with a new red shirt size SMALL* here you go :p

*wears it like a hat* thanks for the beanie.

uh yeah... beanie ^w^" thats what it was.... Oh the guy at the store wanted me to give you this * holds up a pink thong*

my thoughts exactly... is there something going on between you 2??

maybe. I am a bit of a manslut. what did he look like?

he was a racoon, almost as fat as you, about your height. i think he had glasses

Don't know him. he may know me though. Maybe we should all go out for a drink and see what happens.

hehe if your gonna drink with him then you might need these *tosses the thong to you*

Maybe but That will happen later.

hehe ooOOoo fun ^-^

I, too, refuse to wear pink. That happened to a white shirt I did rather like. Stupid new red shirt...

Pink is the devil!

Hear-hear! I Don't Need To Wear Pink To Be Tough!

A female friend of mine claims pink sucks your strength and she never wears it any more because it will make her weak.

can i has my red sock back preese ^^

Wha... how would a red sock bleach a red shirt? Unless it was...a gay sock.

Only a true man would wear pink, but I wear it just cus it works for me, I look good in pink.

I just despise the color. it works/looks good on others not me.

I don't know. It definately complements your fur.

That is a negative. The gayest color i will wear is purple or powder blue.

Gayest? Hm, should've known who I was talking to...

I meant to put "Gayest" in quotes because in all logic colors have nothing to do with sexuality and they are only linked due to cultural peculiarities of western culture in general. Apologies if you are offended as no offense was meant.

Anyway i am Bi so it is not like i would have anything to gain by being willfully derogatory to gays.

( and if you are still mad after this explantion then let it be a lesson that punctuation is more powerful than it seems...or something. )

I was not mad...

ok. Though without non-verbals and tone of voice it is hard to tell at times.

? Yes, because I'm standing right next to you, man. Nice place, but poor comp. JK.

accurate guess!

Thats usually why I always get high scores on tests..I'm great at geussing. Then there are the even higher scores for stuff I actually studied for.

Oh man gotta hate when that happens! I have lost my favorite pairs of socks like that.

Whether it is a red shirt bleached or white socks, bled red, it is a horrible sight.

Well I like my pink socks x3 I wear them when I don't need to wear shoes.. LOOKIT MY MANLY HETERO PINK SOCKS!!~

If i wear my pink shirt someone is going to ask for decorating tips.

XD! What's wrong with that?

I am a slob who cares more about function then decor so my advice would be more beer cans there and a really comfy lazy-boy and maybe some porno mags if you want to get festive.

*must resist urge to dress you fashionably*

I can just see you chasing me down a hall way, i am only half dressed and you fallowing after shouting that i would look great in a salmon Gucci shirt....

Actually, I'd say robin's egg blue would fit much better.