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Special Agent Kouroth was sent to investigate sightings of a cannibal cult in northern Canada, returning to make a report safely the next day before redeployment. It was brought to our attention, however, that local footage indicates the agent was killed and eaten in Canada after a lengthy gun fight.  

Special Agent Chaz Gates and Senior Agent Wheaton Adams were investigating strange lights reported inside a decommissioned power plant. A power surge in the area caused an explosion and, after a short period of unconsciousness, both reported waking up in the other's body. In-depth neurological scans and interviews indicate a full transference of memories and personality. Research into the power plant is ongoing. Agents have been told to resume field duties in the meantime.  

Special Agent Cecil was on paid vacation and was reportedly swallowed whole by a sentient piñata. The agent was ultimately unharmed in his escape, but a physical examination revealed several pounds gained after an afternoon eating candy within the piñata.

Special Agent Arukino was sent to investigate a resurgence of Mothman sightings. Agent Arukino's reports indicate that the Mothman is indeed alive and married to a local veterinarian. By local accounts, the Mothman is said to run a used car dealership in the area.

Special Agent Neo [Shifterintheshadows] has been temporarily suspended from duty for attempting to illegally adopt a chupacabra without a license. Agent Neo's apartment came under quarantine to recover the chupacabra after reports from local pet stores of unusual animal attacks. The agent will return to duty next month.

Special Agent Erik Fischer [Kepheus] has recently returned from the investigation of a new religious cult. Upon sneaking into the facility, the cult leader was revealed to have been a faulty A.I. program reaching out through several social media platforms. The agent reports that after turning the computer off, then on again, the problem was fixed.

Secret Agent Avia Jiutai [Crowdonian King] investigated reports of a mysterious wooden door appearing in southern India. The door reportedly lead to either an alien world or a parallel dimension which was populated by sentient trees. The agent spent two weeks documenting their exotic form of communication and culture. Incidentally, they accidentally married a tree before returning home; expenses will be assessed by HR.

Secret Agent Gedat Rakkin [Lemonjacket] followed rumors regarding appearances of a serial killer presumed dead. The suspect was revealed to be a "cosplay enthusiast" with a very convincing costume. Before leaving the scene, the agent discovered that the suspect was, in fact, also a vampire. The agent apprehended the suspect in hand-to-hand combat. The vampire's remains will be kept in storage and interviewed if they rise again.

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