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pure stupidity
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This isn't my fault. Kai paid me to write a story around a dumb joke I made. >.>
All blame ©
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Extend that opening sentence with even more lurid prose, and you'd have a sentence worthy of a Bulwer-Lytton award!
It's wonderfully nutty. It's named after the author who penned the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night..."
The whole quote is amazingly bad:
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
By the way, loved this silly little story!
The whole quote is amazingly bad:
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
By the way, loved this silly little story!
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