Hey you two! Get down from there. You're going to get us kicked out of the orchard. The farmer has had a problem with squirrels nibbling on her crop. She's likely to shoot you if she sees you up there! Yes, those are fine Winter Banana variety of heirloom apples. I will pick them, but you really need to get down now!


In reality, the orchard farmer loved these two, unlike the other squirrels she's had to deal with this year.