I always tell kids that Santa Claus is actually fat because he has a taste for venison and underperforming reindeer get eaten by him and the elves.

In my fan fic they rise up and are tired of hes crap and revolt and start to unionize XD

I get a lot of kids with really shaken views of Santa after they talk to me. On the plus side, they learn what venison means.

thats always good but when kids tlak to me they get scarred of santas helpers ...and learn that they should never be nouthy or Durok Grumpy fox well drain their brains and replace it with a good boy brrian XD

Or that Santa's black slave- er, I mean "best friend" Piet will kidnap them for being bad.

lmfao

Yes, that's the Dutch story about Christmas, that Santa had a Moorish slave who in recent years has become his "best friend". Which is really funny.

I googeled it i had no idea XD and NOWWW santas black! XD at least my versh of him (lower right) XD

Needless to say, Zwaarte Piet will NOT make any appearances in the USA.

LOL that's fantastic

it is? wow cool it means a lot i though it sucked it got hadry anyviews lol i though it might have been the wird fan fic stuff that tunred peaple off to it

- i was like ...but ...but blizen is so cute with hes dad...

This is the furry fandom were talking about. Weird fanfics are the norm XD

Durok reminds me of kayko sometimesl lol guess the grumpy look and has a tendency to mAke others willingly go into he's slimy gaping maw ...you know for safty witch also includes he's adopted son blitzed (little rain deer glowing green nose) xp lol ....rudolph u jump into durok maw it safe......but durok i.....uuuu jump in nowww ..

You seemed to like this one a lot lol thnak you i hope to inprise you on my next pic lol Duroks got a great bod - Bod for Durok :3 so sexy lol XD at least i hope you comment lol or least glace at it lol

might even show off hes d*ck XD never doen that before but im sure thinking about it lol red rocket XD

i duno im just glade you liekd this picture :P any char you likedi n perticlur

well i mean i though other peaple though it sucked i LOVED this one i was so proud !....XD...