This is the introduction to a novel that I've been working on since December 2008. To date I've written... Crikey... 332,952 words. *scratches head in embarrassment* Maybe I'll post the odd excerpt here for your enjoyment. I've already done so at a couple of other sites.

Anyway, I regret to say that I most likely won't be posting the entire story online, as I hope to publish one day, if I ever finish. If I die before it's complete, I have friends that will make sure it gets posted. Don't any of you try and track me down to speed this process up, I have a friend who's a ninja. :D

Hope you enjoy it!