"Come on Rodney, don't you wish you had pretty eyes like me?"

His brother teased, the buck-toothed reindeer grunting in annoyance. When there had been no reply, Lance's smile deepened, growing into a playful smirk, hooves gripping at Rodney's shoulders.

"Come on Rodders. Opinions?"

Finally Rodney turned to face him, shoving the hooves off of his shoulder.

"You look much better with those post-it notes covering your hideous complexion, I can actually stand looking at your face, believe it or not."

"Seriously? Then you must be blind, brother dearest."



((OKAY SO I KNOW CHRISTMAS ISN'T HERE BUT I'M GETTING THAT CHRISTMAS ITCH, AND KNEW I NEEDED TO DRAW THESE TWO ASSHOLES. They needed an update tbhhh. Lance and Rodney NEVER get along. Rodney, the one on the right, has always been living in his little brother's shadow, and Lance knows it, which is why he flaunts his good looks anywhere he can. Don't worry Rodney, i'm sure there's someone out there that would love you for being...Well, you!

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