When I asked for the request from
tokateke, I did not really know what I was going to get. We just started talking on IM and he came up with an idea from what the subject was. Once I saw the preview, I instantly figured out a back story for the picture. Be afraid, my friend.... be very afraid. >83 (and if you're wondering about the M5 I drove in the game, it got garaged, repaired, and used again.)
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As the BMW M5 came sliding sideways into view, Totakeke was in shock at what he was in. There were 43 patrol BMW's, 22 helicopters, 19 roadblocks, and no traffic.
"Wha-wh-what's your job again!!!?", inquired a terrified Totakeke.
"Uhhh, I'm the guy the police come to if they need pursuit training......apparently, they need it right now.", said Ryosuke, who was completely relaxed.
"OH GOD!!! WHAT ARE THEY DROPPPING!!!!", screamed Totakeke as he saw 4 missiles and 3 land mines coming from the helicopters in front of us.
"Missiles and spike strips, best hold you ass in that seat >83" said Ryosuke. One more second and he shifted the car from fifth to third and pulled the emergency brake. Totakeke did nothing but stare at the bridge we WEREN'T going to take. Instead we were going down the right side of the road, which looked more like a forgotten trail, let alone a path.
"GOT THAT SEAT BELT CHILD!!! >8D" Ryosuke asked his friend before they hydroplaned across the river before them.
"28-County, I've lost sight of the- hold up!! OH LORD!!!! 8O" said one of the police as he saw our car jump clear over him on the other side of the bridge.
"HE'S GOING TO HIT THE HELICOPTER!!! D8" another officer screamed into the radio as we got right under a helicopter.
"hehehe, I wonder if I'll scare them..." Ryosuke said. A flip of a switch and the light bar and siren went off.
"ho shit what the hells that!!!" the pilot asked as he pulled up and dropped a mine on us.
"WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!!" we both screamed as the car did a back flip and landed on its wheels.
"What just happened!!!!" Totakeke demanded as the windows cracked, smoke started coming from under the car and the gauges went blank.
"hold up!! 83" Ryosuke told him, putting it in neutral and restarting the car. Before the revs even came down, 2nd gear was engaged and ALL of the engine was called upon to make the jump over the abandoned airport's west gate.
As he were making the two jumps, Ryosuke noticed that another police M5 wanted to try and follow us. "hehehe, hes not going to last." Ryosuke said, grinding the right side of the car into the rock wall taht the trail was cut into.
The other M5 didn't follow his lead and as a result, when they went over the second jump, was instantly crushed back down to Earth by the tail of a plane parked too close to the trail. "HA!!! STUPID!!" Ryosuke yelled at the officer as they flew over the tail of a plane parked approximately 400 feet away from the entrance. Let's see them pull something like that!" He told Totakeke, who was now more concerned with how they were going to get off the field.
Ryosuke had that planned out though. with a way not many people would have thought possible. drive from the runway, through a hangar, through the front gates, and onto the highway. The police didn't think of that way, because the only spike strip that had any chance of getting them was clearly visible from the front gates of the airport. So Ryosuke did a very radical thing, to the cops at least. He drove through a rough part of the desert...... about 80 feet from the strip.
"wow, these cops are stupid... X3" Ryosuke said as he slid onto the highway, past the strip, and inot the rough parts of the desert.
But all was not as it would be. Just before they were going to cross the finish line, one dedicated patrol car wasn't going to take this injustice lying down. he throttled in some nitrous and got right behind them, but an equally over zealous helicopter thought the same thing as well. He fired a missile, but instead of hitting them, the missile hit the tailgating patrol car.
The explosion from it was enough to send him flying and to send the back of Ryosuke's car in the air. They crossed the finish line, but not after loosing control of the car, flipping over about 34 times, almost spinning to the left, but actually spining the car around to the right. Once they came to a stop, over the radio they heard, "THE WINNER!!! 8D" and Ryosuke asked, "hmmmm. I wonder if I can still restart the car....."
The engine took a little prodding, but after a few seconds more than usual. it finally belched to life once more.
"hehehe. wow. XD" Ryosuke commented as he was able to drive the car a little more. Who needed straight axles, a proper, non-crushed roof, and windows. the car proved its worthiness.
"hehhehehe... hahaha HAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!!" Ryosuke laughed as he looked at Totakeke. "Dude what's wrong?? you look like you saw the bloody ghost of christmas past!!"
"ohhhh my god......" Totakeke said slowly. "Where's everyone else??" he finally shuddered out.
"hehe, they all were arrested. We won." Ryosuke said with a smile. Totakeke stared forward and finally, after 10 minutes, ripped the door open and screamed, "LAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD!!!!!" as he dove for the dirt and rolled over to look at the sky.
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YEAH!!!
Weeeellllll I play an old guitar from nine 'till a half past one.
I'm just trying to make a living watching everybody else having fun.
Well, I don't miss much if it happens on the dance hall floor.
Mercy, look what just walked through that door. >83
Weeeeelll hello T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
Now tell me what in the world you doing A-L-O-N-E.
Yeah, say hey good N- double O K-I-N-G.
Well, I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E~~~~~~ yeah.
I was a little bity baby when my papa hit the skids. Mama had a time trying to raise nine kids. She told me not to stare 'cause it was impolite. SHE DID THE BEST SHE COULD TO TRY TO RAISE ME RIGHT, but MAAAMA never told me about nothing like a Y-O-U. Bet your mama must have meen another good looking honey too.
WEEEEELLLL HEY GOOD N- DOUBLE OH K-I-N-G~~
Well I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E~~~~~~~~~~~
(piano and guitar solo)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHHH!!!!
(guitar solo)
Well you're a sweet talking sexy walking honky tonking baby.
The men are gonna love you and the women gonna hate you.
Reminding them of everything they're never gonna be.
MAYBE THE BEGINNING OF WORLD WAR THREE, cause the WORLD isn't ready for nothing like a Y-O-U.
I bet your mama must have been another GOOD LOOKING MAMA TOO!!!
WELL, SAY HEY good N- double O-KING
Well I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E~~~~~
I SAY HEY!!!
I SAY HEY!!!
I SAY HEY!!!
I SAY HEY!!!
I SAY HEY!!!
GIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL WELL I SMELL T-R-O-U-B-L-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YEAAAAAA-AAA-AAA-AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
WOOOOO!!!!!!
original - http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/son.....Trouble/466693
Tennessee Twister Remix - http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/son.....ster_/23176655
tokateke, I did not really know what I was going to get. We just started talking on IM and he came up with an idea from what the subject was. Once I saw the preview, I instantly figured out a back story for the picture. Be afraid, my friend.... be very afraid. >83 (and if you're wondering about the M5 I drove in the game, it got garaged, repaired, and used again.)=========================================================
As the BMW M5 came sliding sideways into view, Totakeke was in shock at what he was in. There were 43 patrol BMW's, 22 helicopters, 19 roadblocks, and no traffic.
"Wha-wh-what's your job again!!!?", inquired a terrified Totakeke.
"Uhhh, I'm the guy the police come to if they need pursuit training......apparently, they need it right now.", said Ryosuke, who was completely relaxed.
"OH GOD!!! WHAT ARE THEY DROPPPING!!!!", screamed Totakeke as he saw 4 missiles and 3 land mines coming from the helicopters in front of us.
"Missiles and spike strips, best hold you ass in that seat >83" said Ryosuke. One more second and he shifted the car from fifth to third and pulled the emergency brake. Totakeke did nothing but stare at the bridge we WEREN'T going to take. Instead we were going down the right side of the road, which looked more like a forgotten trail, let alone a path.
"GOT THAT SEAT BELT CHILD!!! >8D" Ryosuke asked his friend before they hydroplaned across the river before them.
"28-County, I've lost sight of the- hold up!! OH LORD!!!! 8O" said one of the police as he saw our car jump clear over him on the other side of the bridge.
"HE'S GOING TO HIT THE HELICOPTER!!! D8" another officer screamed into the radio as we got right under a helicopter.
"hehehe, I wonder if I'll scare them..." Ryosuke said. A flip of a switch and the light bar and siren went off.
"ho shit what the hells that!!!" the pilot asked as he pulled up and dropped a mine on us.
"WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!!" we both screamed as the car did a back flip and landed on its wheels.
"What just happened!!!!" Totakeke demanded as the windows cracked, smoke started coming from under the car and the gauges went blank.
"hold up!! 83" Ryosuke told him, putting it in neutral and restarting the car. Before the revs even came down, 2nd gear was engaged and ALL of the engine was called upon to make the jump over the abandoned airport's west gate.
As he were making the two jumps, Ryosuke noticed that another police M5 wanted to try and follow us. "hehehe, hes not going to last." Ryosuke said, grinding the right side of the car into the rock wall taht the trail was cut into.
The other M5 didn't follow his lead and as a result, when they went over the second jump, was instantly crushed back down to Earth by the tail of a plane parked too close to the trail. "HA!!! STUPID!!" Ryosuke yelled at the officer as they flew over the tail of a plane parked approximately 400 feet away from the entrance. Let's see them pull something like that!" He told Totakeke, who was now more concerned with how they were going to get off the field.
Ryosuke had that planned out though. with a way not many people would have thought possible. drive from the runway, through a hangar, through the front gates, and onto the highway. The police didn't think of that way, because the only spike strip that had any chance of getting them was clearly visible from the front gates of the airport. So Ryosuke did a very radical thing, to the cops at least. He drove through a rough part of the desert...... about 80 feet from the strip.
"wow, these cops are stupid... X3" Ryosuke said as he slid onto the highway, past the strip, and inot the rough parts of the desert.
But all was not as it would be. Just before they were going to cross the finish line, one dedicated patrol car wasn't going to take this injustice lying down. he throttled in some nitrous and got right behind them, but an equally over zealous helicopter thought the same thing as well. He fired a missile, but instead of hitting them, the missile hit the tailgating patrol car.
The explosion from it was enough to send him flying and to send the back of Ryosuke's car in the air. They crossed the finish line, but not after loosing control of the car, flipping over about 34 times, almost spinning to the left, but actually spining the car around to the right. Once they came to a stop, over the radio they heard, "THE WINNER!!! 8D" and Ryosuke asked, "hmmmm. I wonder if I can still restart the car....."
The engine took a little prodding, but after a few seconds more than usual. it finally belched to life once more.
"hehehe. wow. XD" Ryosuke commented as he was able to drive the car a little more. Who needed straight axles, a proper, non-crushed roof, and windows. the car proved its worthiness.
"hehhehehe... hahaha HAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!!" Ryosuke laughed as he looked at Totakeke. "Dude what's wrong?? you look like you saw the bloody ghost of christmas past!!"
"ohhhh my god......" Totakeke said slowly. "Where's everyone else??" he finally shuddered out.
"hehe, they all were arrested. We won." Ryosuke said with a smile. Totakeke stared forward and finally, after 10 minutes, ripped the door open and screamed, "LAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD!!!!!" as he dove for the dirt and rolled over to look at the sky.
=======================================
YEAH!!!
Weeeellllll I play an old guitar from nine 'till a half past one.
I'm just trying to make a living watching everybody else having fun.
Well, I don't miss much if it happens on the dance hall floor.
Mercy, look what just walked through that door. >83
Weeeeelll hello T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
Now tell me what in the world you doing A-L-O-N-E.
Yeah, say hey good N- double O K-I-N-G.
Well, I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E~~~~~~ yeah.
I was a little bity baby when my papa hit the skids. Mama had a time trying to raise nine kids. She told me not to stare 'cause it was impolite. SHE DID THE BEST SHE COULD TO TRY TO RAISE ME RIGHT, but MAAAMA never told me about nothing like a Y-O-U. Bet your mama must have meen another good looking honey too.
WEEEEELLLL HEY GOOD N- DOUBLE OH K-I-N-G~~
Well I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E~~~~~~~~~~~
(piano and guitar solo)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHHH!!!!
(guitar solo)
Well you're a sweet talking sexy walking honky tonking baby.
The men are gonna love you and the women gonna hate you.
Reminding them of everything they're never gonna be.
MAYBE THE BEGINNING OF WORLD WAR THREE, cause the WORLD isn't ready for nothing like a Y-O-U.
I bet your mama must have been another GOOD LOOKING MAMA TOO!!!
WELL, SAY HEY good N- double O-KING
Well I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E~~~~~
I SAY HEY!!!
I SAY HEY!!!
I SAY HEY!!!
I SAY HEY!!!
I SAY HEY!!!
GIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL WELL I SMELL T-R-O-U-B-L-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YEAAAAAA-AAA-AAA-AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
WOOOOO!!!!!!
original - http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/son.....Trouble/466693
Tennessee Twister Remix - http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/son.....ster_/23176655
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Vulpine (Other)
Size 1082 x 699px
File Size 275 kB
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! XDDDDDD. WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
If we ever meet up in real life, do not scream go, stop, or turn at me. I will throw caution to the wind. X3
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/son.....ster_/23176655
I love how this song goes perfectly with this. XDDD
I liked that last part I put in. XD
" "hehe, they all were arrested. We won." Ryosuke said with a smile. Totakeke stared forward and finally, after 10 minutes, ripped the door open and screamed, "LAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD!!!!!" as he dove for the dirt and rolled over to look at the sky."
If we ever meet up in real life, do not scream go, stop, or turn at me. I will throw caution to the wind. X3
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/son.....ster_/23176655
I love how this song goes perfectly with this. XDDD
I liked that last part I put in. XD
" "hehe, they all were arrested. We won." Ryosuke said with a smile. Totakeke stared forward and finally, after 10 minutes, ripped the door open and screamed, "LAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD!!!!!" as he dove for the dirt and rolled over to look at the sky."
Why thank you. I have drifted and handbrake perpendicular parked a 2005 Tahoe with 2WD and outran a Shelby Mustang in one as well. Also in the new Traverse we have, I've found out that they can handle the corners better than many other crossovers and even better than some sports car owners think, seeing as how I can leave them on backroads. Just think, I found a 2006 Subaru Outback 3.0 L.L. Bean sedan in Georgia for $12k. If only it was 2007+ then I could do the 3.6L swap with it and have a nice little grocery getter.
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