This is today's sandwich. It is a response to  theblackjackal09 who said that the deli in his(? Sometimes people don't specify their RL gender...) town makes a bigger sandwich than http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2910828

This is two heads of lettuce on ONE, count it, one sandwich.

Almost 3' tall with three olives making up the last bit of distance...

That's a crapload of lettuce. I think this will last two or three meals.