So, here is another gift for  Mocha_Mephooki that randomly popped into my head, based off a conversation that didn't actually happen, because I don't know Mephooki IRL. She's probably going to think I'm weird now and possibly creepy for having conversations that didn't happen.

Darn you overactive imagination!!!!!

Keldor: So, where is Julie
Mephooki: Oh, she said she wanted to learn magic, like, real magic.
Keldor: Is it a good idea to let the insane, sex-crazed rubber kangaroo around possibly world-altering forces?
Mephooki: Relax, her "book of spells" is just a few phrases I wrote in pig Latin, I expect it'll be a few hours before she realizes.