Zug zugg. Yeah, thought I'd take one of these cool looking masks for Halloween. Looks darn convincing, right?

But ya know what? That dude didn't tell me early enough that 'Real-looking for one day' really meant real looking . And also that you should't take it off before it's down, unless one wants to run around permanently with green skin and bigger tusks than a boar. But damn, that thing tickled and itched so much while it tried to fuse with my face, how should I have known?

That dude is god damn lucky I have ma magic pendant back home to undo that mishap, or I would have placed that orc mask on whoever sold me that and pulls it off before he is done.

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Orc art done by   Ageaus

Red-haired orc is me.