Too true. ;_;

And! You don't have to wear glasses when you grow up! 8D

LIES!

well theres always contacts

sadly not for everyone. but it doesn't bother me personally, caus ei only really need reading glasses. lulz

oh, ok well thats good cus the first month it feels like satan is taking a piss in your eyes

i've worn contacts before though, not prescription mind you, but it was a bitch wearing them for the first time ever. it sucked. an it felt like both satan pissin in my eyes an like... i have napkin or something thick stuck to my pupils or something.

yeah and the worst part is, if you get them bend or stretched just one mm. than your screwed and gotta get the next one :(

...well if that isn't the cutest damn thing I've seen all day. :3

heh if only

You CAN do all of those things, but...you lose the motivation to do so once they are no longer forbidden.

Right?

True Dat =P

Hehe, turning eighteen has made me realise how much I don't want to be an adult xD

Mmm, turning 17 made me realize how much I wanted to stay a teenager. I'm only 20 now, but I miss it every day.

;_;

So true.

though, I will admit the first thing I did when I got my own apartment at age 18 was have 3 fudgesicles for dinner, just because I could.

Hell! I want to do that when i get my first place to live. 8D

~~Shadowwolf

PIE HAD 2 EYES WHEN SHE WAS YUNGER! ..how did she loose it? love your art.

that.
that was my first thought D:

Obviously she combined the two eyes into a single one to double their visual power so she wouldn't have to use glasses anymore.

there we go..thats why pie's eye is big!

why did that comic you did about everything on FA being porn pop into my head? thats not nice brain!

You don't have to wear glasses though. Perhaps the two eyes were combined into one super eye.

But it's convinced me that I've truly lost sight of my goals. First thing tomorrow, I am going to rent a puddle to jump in.

I knew it would suck to be an adult when I started to gain weight from eating good food too much. ;_;

:<

This is the most amusing comment I've read all day. xD

There is a book I saw today titled 'Losers Live Longer', so maybe this makes your gravy all the smoother :U

*Shakes your hand*

Go ahead with the suicide, it's ten years on here and things are not any better now than they were then.

The beatings do stop when you move out, though.

That's cute. I'm sure everyone thought that when they were young. I'm sure I did. Though at some point the joy of being an adult switched from all the fun things to "I'll finally be finished with this torture they call school."

LOL, I'd gladly trade sitting in a nice, air conditioned classroom, getting an hour for lunch, recess, milk breaks, hanging out with my friends, getting half the year off, not having to worry about money or anything really, for what I have now. Yep, being a grown up is AWESOME!

Oh, wait... no... not so much.

Meh. I'd never choose to go back.

My younger self would probably hate me.

We must preserve the masquerade.

I feel like I'm one of the few children who grew up knowing full well how much of a party is wasn't when you grew up.

I mean, here anyhow. I can't speak for anyone outside of where I live.

I grew up to be exactly the person I thought I'd be

a ballerina astronaut princess

YOU GO GIRL

HOT

Do you wear the tiara inside or outside the space suit?

Or is it part of the helmet?

That's just crazy enough to work!

Man... The innocence of childhood. Those were the days. >:

boy aint that the truth *flops over sullenly*

*Joins in*

"Youth is wasted on the young." -Shaw

QUICK

TELL HER TO TAPE ALL THE SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS

...i see a left eye...

Yep!

I HAVE done all that stuff with childlike glee the instant I moved into my own apartment.

ice cream for dinner

I know some people who don't seem ready to give that ideal up yet.

No.

Fuck that noise. I wish someone prepared me for all the bullshit and skullduggery called responsiblity.

Fuck paying bills! I wanna party and bang hot chicks while pouring malt liquor down their booty cracks!

THis comment wins.

You mean you DON'T go and splash in puddles with your big-person powers?!

What the deviled egg

This post is made of win.

I still remember my naiveté with Barney...

OMIGAWSH! I'M A BIG PERSON! 8D

You're so cute as a little girl. <3

Simple kid dreams, although I do sometimes eat ice cream for dinner but only because we're poor

I am what I thought I'd be, a guy with no job! Unfortunately the other half of that where I'm rich didn't happen so I'm just a bum who can't find a job.

Well... You can sleep on the couch!

I would like to say that I do still sleep on the sofa on every available opportunity (which is more than you might think). And do so love it 8)

This is why I shouldn't have kids: I just can't tell them what they want to hear.

WELL maybe you should do those things Pie

I'm gonna eat some ice cream and sleep on my couch right now!

Oh shit wait no I can't, no money

D:<

Sometimes I think, "wait, I own my own house and I'm the only person living here... holy shit Younger Version Of Me, we can do all those things you wanted to do when you grew up!" Then I realise I can't actually remember what Younger Version Of Me wanted to do at this stage in his life

I can remember what Teenage Version Of Me wanted to do, but that guy was a dick. We're not doing what he wants

Remember, technically you CAN do all of that.

"And I bet you can run with your scissors and nobody tells you you're going to put your eye out!"
"....... yeah, don't run with scissors kid. Please?"

being grown up IS more fun

beer
booze
guns
voting
and getting to stay up all dam night to watch all those shows nobody wants to watch without being yelled at

Wait a sec......OH SHIT, TIME PARODOX!

*universe implodes*

These "Pie-bites" are my favorite. Tellin' it like it is.

Actually, I do a lot of those things now....

Baaaah, we adults get stuff much better than all the Toys R Us, and rain puddles in the world! *Holds up a grande bottle of Vodka* Booze! Porn! And sex! ...Well, scratch the sex for us virgins! But it's great in theory!

Actually, I can and do do all the things Mini-Pie mentioned.

:}
Ice cream for dinner tonight.

when I was a kid I wanted to grow up really fast so I always assumed I'd be really mature by 18. I WAS WRONG.

lol niceeee

Man...

Well, when I'm not working full time or changing my cat's litter box, I do enjoy finding bugs outside in the sunshine, and eating cereal for dinner. Yea. Being a grown up is still pretty cool.

The pitiful thing about the second panel is; you CAN do that stuff now.

Man, growing up sure is...Well, something.

Ouch!

I would kill my younger self if i could he would thank me for it. x3

I miss being a kid, before I discovered the internet and ruined my view of life

Hey, it's right though - you could do all those things if you wanted to.

Dude. Live the dream.

little me is crying inside

I recently hit this little wall of realization, between young and old, not long ago following my graduation.

It's not a nice feeling.

Y-you mean you guys don't do that stuff? D:
COME ON, EVERYBODY. WE'RE GOING TO TOYS 'R' US, AND WE'RE GONNA JUMP IN EVERY DAMN PUDDLE ALONG THE WAY!

Life is overrated.

i told my 4 year old son he could go play unsupervised in the basement about a week ago, he got the most exited look on his face and yelled "I'm a big boy now! I'm a big boy now!" it was adorable :P

... I dun think I ever got to go to a Toys 'r' Us in my life... we only ever had Zellers... D:

Awww. Yeah, that's what I've had to deal with as well. Whenever I go to a bigger city I always end up going; they're fun places, even as an adult. :D

YES
BIG PARTY

And then you get to do your income taxes!

Reality :c

Aw man, if I met my child self, I'd probably steal his lunch money.

Also, I totally eat ice cream for dinner.

Eh? You guys don't eat ice cream for breakfast and lurk Toys-R-Us on a weekly basis?

HAAAAAAAAAAAA Suck for you guys. :P

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KARATE GUY
PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER
AIR PLANE PILOT
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never gonna happened never gonna happened never gonna happened never gonna happened

;A;

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You know what. I do those things sometimes just to remind myself I can. You should too :)

I totally do all that except the toys'r'us part. more like best buy or something.

if the old me only knew what i do now he would kick my ass :/

oh no °^°

your inner child is so disappointed in you,,,,,,,,,but im sure she forgives you,,hell you can out draw her at list hehehe ^^

i kinda do do all that... '3'

I was grinning when I first saw the thumbnail.

I am sad now.

Gods, to only be a kid again, a much simpler time....

Well, there's only one answer for that....
your grownup assignment for today is to buy an ice cream cone and eat it on the way to Toys R Us. (Be sure and jump in a bunch of rainpuddles on the way.) When you get home with your new toy, flop on the couch and watch cartoons until 2 in the morning.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Hehehe...I love little kids.

Well, when I'm not working, I'm basically just a big kid, though I'm pretty sure I'd scare my younger self, I'm even weirder than I used to be. XD

I had to tell you, the other night I did have cake & ice cream for dinner, & then slept on the sofa after spending the night playing video games.

It's fun when you toss a whole twenty into the token machine, and play till you drop..

<.< now that I'm growed up I do that quite often!!!!!!!1111oneone..

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

This isn't entirely a lie!

I do have ice cream whenever I want!