Actually, don't call me Nards by Oxnard -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

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Actually, don't call me Nards

By Oxnard,
posted 16 years ago Digital Artist

Hi. My name's Oxnard. This is my story!

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Psychobat ~psychobat

Art Whore

16 years ago

Your story, eh?

I'm listening. ~

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Um...

Well, like my dad always used to say, "

Psychobat ~psychobat

Art Whore

16 years ago

Oh! Your dad says the same thing mine does!

nothing.. haha :x

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Haha.

Ooh.. daddy. ):

Blitz_Emmerich ~blitzemmerich

Writer

16 years ago

nice one, Nards P

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

I'm going to call you... Blitzypoo.

Blitz_Emmerich ~blitzemmerich

Writer

16 years ago

lol...poo XD

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Oh great, it's your fetish isn't it. I never know who to make the wrong jokes around.

Blitz_Emmerich ~blitzemmerich

Writer

16 years ago

no, actually poo turns me OFF O_o

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

If poo turns you off, does pee turn you on?

Blitz_Emmerich ~blitzemmerich

Writer

16 years ago

wow. i have actually found someone whos brain works remotely similar to mine. you poor, poor creature XD

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Don't have sympathy on me, have sympathy on you!

Blitz_Emmerich ~blitzemmerich

Writer

16 years ago

or maybe I should have sympathy on me for having sympathy on you because you told me to have sympathy on myself for having sympathy on you.

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Look guy, I'm just trying to eat my soup.

Blitz_Emmerich ~blitzemmerich

Writer

16 years ago

YOUR SOUP?! this is madness!

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*You're

Blitz_Emmerich ~blitzemmerich

Writer

16 years ago

spelling it that way is like saying "you are".....you are soup?

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Now it's madness.

Leafy_Greens ~leafygreens

Crafter

15 years ago

but what if he IS soup?!

Ixbalam ~ixbalam

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

Yay, nards! I like nards.

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Nards are delightful.

Ixbalam ~ixbalam

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

And are a tasty part of a delicious breakfast.

Oxnard ~oxnard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Or a delicious body!

Ixbalam ~ixbalam

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

And they're the best part. *crump*crump*

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