At Con on the Cob, I came into the main room, where some activity was going on, and the con chair happened to be carrying a mic around, and sticking it in people's faces, to get them to say something. So, he came over to me, and told me to sing a song, since he knew I was there to do my parodies.

Well, I didn't want to sing any of the parodies I prepared for my show, so, I pulled up this old parody, that my sister made up when we were both kids.

The con chair liked it so much, he dubbed it The Pickle Song and asked me to sing it at closing ceremonies.

So, here it is. The Pickle Song.