Syc deserves all the awesome credit for this work.

So me and my friend  LxlHunter were getting ready to go trick-or-treating this past halloween and we encountered the funniest little fella. He was like a little goat but he was red and had the most mischief-laced smile and tiny wings. He said his name was Syk, unrelated to Syc, and asked if we'd like to live deliciously.
Well, my good buddy Lexal was always one to hastily jump at the sound of anything delicious and agreed for both of us, signing a huge phone-book of a contract and asking for his delicious new life to start with sushi. Unfortunately there were side effects! I think that little Sykamoar Goht tricked us!
Anyways, I grabbed the contract and read it as fast as I could. It turns out there's like a million ways out of these sort of devil deals... but they're hidden in boring legal terminology. So I pointed out one of these, much to the annoyance of the little devil. The weight we had already gained wasn't going anywhere but thankfully we couldn't get any bigger without signing a new contract.
He cried out 'You're No Fun Anymore!' before a local camel-spotter heard him. He was accused of pinching the camel-spotter's phrase and tied down to railroad tracks (And I wonder who got this reference without having to google it)

I love this little piece - I got it from Syc a while back but have only just gotten to a place where I can upload it.
By Syc's request, SykamoreGoht is a demon entity who resembles but is otherwise unrelated from SycamoreGoat.
Don't bleat around the bush - it's a resemblance and nothing more.

Also, help me out in the comments. Lexal is DEFINITELY the fatter of the two of us right?