Why thank you. Don't worry, i plan on using these two regularly.

Too much? Too quick? No such things!

I know right? Such nonsense!
Spike: Well when you're standing next to him and a moment later you're pinned what WOULD you say in that situation?

I'd shrug and teleport on top. I'm a Mew. I can get out of that kind of thing with ease. Besides, I thought it was nice and soft down there?

Spike: You little cheat! i'm a rex, i can't really teleport like you. But yeah, while it is cool and squishy under here, and... heavy. i can't be under here, cause no ones there to turn the water off! He'll crush the neighborhood! You'd think they'd be used to us by now. T(^)T

I can repair it for you, and more. Can't say I haven't destroyed a universe or 2 in the past from inflating someone, but it's easy to fix being a demigod.

Spike: Wait, demigod??? Huh, Never thought i'd see one of those today. ok sure, i can get comfy under here, just don't let him pop if he can okay? ^(^)^
O(^)O Universes? w-wow...

Oh, no worries. I have a spell for that too. Popping is impossible once it's used. Also, if you want, I can get you out of there. Up to you.

Spike: O(^)o I don't think that is such a good idea. he'd never want to stop then! But that'd be an awesome spell to have so... uhh... i'd... have to think about that. >(^)> Anyway, could you teleport me to the faucet over there? I'd still need to turn it off SOMETIME Today. Yah get me? Work and all that.

Sure. *I teleport you there* And here. *I hand you a copy of the spell* Keep it. If you ever need to you can cast it a second time to cancel the effect.

Spike: H-h-has anyone t-told you you're t-too k-ind-d? Thank you so much! Another spell i can add to my toolkit.

Yes, actually. A lot. Your welcome... Oh, I forgot to tell you my name. I'm Ben.

Spike: I'm Spike. The Pyrokinetic Rex! nice to meetcha ben, Maybe we can hang out again sometime. Unless you'd want to stay and watch this... gloriousness with me?

Sure, I can stay. Not much happening at home right now.

Spike: yeah, not much here either, the other two went out to gather ingredients for dinner. they're a koopa and dry bones and the dry bones is a... VERY picky chef, so it'll take them a while, so me and yoshi got bored and one thing led to another and... here we are. How about you?

Ben: We're still waiting on a lead as to where the god of darkness fled to. Me and my friends fought them in a huge war years ago. Wasn't a demigod back then, but a normal human. I have many friends, but the most important of them is Rena, the god of light. She and her sister Nera, the god we're hunting, created the universe I'm from.

Spike: o(^)o I think it's sinking in that i'm talking to an ACTUAL demigod amongst men. wow... So lemme see if i've got this right, you and your team is searching for the god of darkness from your universe who fled to wherever, because of a huge war you and your friends fought in, which turned you from a human to a mew? Hoooly cow. thaat's so insane!

Actually, Becoming a demigod was my wish after the war... wanted something else, but... apparently there are laws even gods must follow... Still miss my brother. Anyways, yes, you are correct. That is what's going on right now. Nera is extremely dangerous.

Spike: I guess everyone would need to make sacrifices sometime in their life. I'm just sorry you'res had to be so... big... ...This Nera character, was she the one that Started that war? Because if so, she does sound dangeroous like you said.

Ben: Actually, it was my brother who made the sacrifice. He saved my life. As for Nera starting the war? Yes.

(That's not actually true, but as far as Ben knows at the point in his timeline this is supposed to be in, yes, it's her. The real culprit is a Diance that did something to cause Nera to lose control of her powers and start acting evil)

Spike That's so sad! But it was so honorable of him! If you ever need my groups help to take her down, we'll be there! No promise we'll help much, but we can surely try. ò(^)ó
(I'm insanely interested in your story now, sounds like it could be a comic.)

(If only I had the art skills and dedication for that...)

Ben: Thanks. I'll do that. Also, if you see a Mew that is black, wears a red scarf, and has crimson eyes, that's Nera. Do not engage her alone. Just run. Try to contact me or something... Speaking of which, *I teleport an odd gem over to you* You can use that to call me from anywhere.

(I know that feeling all to well T -T)
Spike: ooh~ Shiny. Ok, black and red mew, got it, we'll keep an eye out, i'll let the rest of the team know. geez, if she's somewhere in this universe she could be destructive... o(^)o Very bad news. You got that description down Yo-yo?!
Yo-yo: Mmmphmm!
Spike: I'll take that as a yeah, but if not i can fill them in all at once later. ^(^)^

Ben: Oh, destructive is an understatement. Not only does she seem to be trying to build up an army, but she's outright insane! Destroys entire cities and kills everyone she can just for fun most of the time... except pokemon. Always spares and enslaves the pokemon. Easy considering she can turn them into shadow pokemon, at which points they're essentially just puppets that follow her every order. Can't be knocked out either. They fight to the death.

(I have an image of her in my gallery if you want to see)

Spike: I can only think of one creature from pruulima legend that could match her power, and that's Ultima. He's a god amongst his world, he comes from tthe stickfigure world, which most of the residents there are powerful warriors in themselves, you know he's strong when he can overpower the strongest stickmen. He came to pruulima in search of... ...him. once he found out he wasn't here he left. Not before leaving devastation behind on our little island. I'm not sure if it spread farther than this island, but i know it nearly wiped this place of he face of the planet. I heard he was defeated by a demon-slaying samurai over on earth, but he was spared, but luckily he's subdued for now. She sounds serious. o(^)o

Ben: Dang. That demon sounds like no joke, too. Best be careful of them if they ever come back, and knowing Nera... She'd try to make sure that happens.

Spike: 0(^)0 Nera and Ultima... *Shudder* i don't even want to think of that combo! That'd be pure armagedon! Then ehh-He, would get involved, and that WOULD get messy... The samurai told ultima if he rose to conquer again like the first time, he wouldn't spare him again. Oh... now i've got that horrible scenario stuck in my head. >(^)<

Ben: Lets hope that doesn't happen.

Spike: o(^)o *Turns faucet off and pulls hose out of Yo-yo's mouth.* Hey yo-yo! The other two are running late, i'm gonna go into town and see if they're having trouble, You stay here if they come back ok?
Yo-yo: T(_)T Not like i can go anywhere anyway...
Spike: Sorry to cut our conversation short there ben, but it's getting late, and you're sounding tired, So i'll say goodnight, and happy turkey day! *Side-Hugs* ^(^)^

Ben: Tired? I don't really get tired, but I can understand what you mean. It is late. See you later Spike.

Spike: *waves*
(This was real fun, maybe we could colab sometime in the future? maybe i could draw the comics! if i'd be good enough that is. )

(It was. Maybe we could, although, I don't really do art. I just commission people. Plus, if you did do that comic, well... It would not only be long, but bloody as well)

I'd just need the ideas. i'm sure i could envision it pretty accurately. You said gore like it was something i'm opposed to doing. I secretly enjoy gore, i just never draw it. And i can get Bloody. i think dark. :) oh and length? no problem.

I wasn't sure if you were. The story has many chapters and characters to it. Also a bit complicated. It first starts after the war in a timeline where Nera won, following team Saviors for the prologue. After destroying the entity known as Dark Matter to save the tree of life, things start to go horribly wrong. Yes, this is the PMD world, but in my universe, it's just a timeline. A bad timeline caused by Nera if she takes over. Saviors managed to do something that only made things worse rather then better.

An alternate future opening? not a problem. a bit of confusing lore, but it shouldn't be a problem if you explain it right. Yeesh, they made things worse? now i REALLY wanna know more!

I can note you more then. Don't want to fill these comments up too much. Haven't even explained how it's messed up, though I will say it was either this or the whole planet burning up in the sun, so... The world was doomed either way.

Oh snap!
Sure thing, if you want to continue in notes, i don't mind.

Just did.

Well pretty soon his belly will covering over the faucet and it'll be basically impossible to turn off. So if that bottomless yoshi myth is true, he would basically be growing forever.

It'd be like that one yoshi who ate a fatshroom and outgrew his universe!
Spike: Maaaybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. >(^)>