
hewwo :3 im new to the fandom,, pls be nice...>///< like mai new sona?? pls draw him for free pls im too poor to pay for art...ill rp for art tho!1 teehee :3c rawr~ if anyfur wants 2 be mai fren,, pls ask for mai discord or telegram i luv making new frens hehe uwu
(also just to be clear, this is 100% a joke)
(also just to be clear, this is 100% a joke)
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I am shocked. Shocked.
How dare you. How fucking dare you? I pour out my heart and soul on these comments. I really and truly try to help people make better characters on FurAffinity.net and other online websites at least once a day. And what do I get for it? Insults. Do you know how much it pains me to read "no u [suck]" on the internet through my laptop monitor? The same thing my parents tell me every day??? A whole lot. So much that immediately upon reading this, I flung myself down a four story staircase, rolling like a barrel. I broke no bones, but I have bruises all over. And it's YOUR fault. But do you feel bad? Do you feel regret? No. Because my headmate was right about you. You're just a mean popufur who won't give me free paw vore animations. Right now I am calling anti-bullying organizations to put you on every blacklist and sending my hacker friends to fry your iPad Pro 10.5 (not even the 12.9 3G with 256GB, because you're Poor). And it's exactly what you deserve. When will you learn, Sammy Nguyen T. Tanuki, that your actions have consequences? Knowing you, never. You are an affront to this community of Sonic OC enthusiasts, the Internet, and life itself. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to anyone I know. Don't even talk to yourself. You are now blocked. Keep your hubris in thinking that you could challenge I, Zilchexo the Downtrodden. Keep your shitty character, and let it be your grave. You are dead to me. Don't forget to meet me for ramen on Sunday.
How dare you. How fucking dare you? I pour out my heart and soul on these comments. I really and truly try to help people make better characters on FurAffinity.net and other online websites at least once a day. And what do I get for it? Insults. Do you know how much it pains me to read "no u [suck]" on the internet through my laptop monitor? The same thing my parents tell me every day??? A whole lot. So much that immediately upon reading this, I flung myself down a four story staircase, rolling like a barrel. I broke no bones, but I have bruises all over. And it's YOUR fault. But do you feel bad? Do you feel regret? No. Because my headmate was right about you. You're just a mean popufur who won't give me free paw vore animations. Right now I am calling anti-bullying organizations to put you on every blacklist and sending my hacker friends to fry your iPad Pro 10.5 (not even the 12.9 3G with 256GB, because you're Poor). And it's exactly what you deserve. When will you learn, Sammy Nguyen T. Tanuki, that your actions have consequences? Knowing you, never. You are an affront to this community of Sonic OC enthusiasts, the Internet, and life itself. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to anyone I know. Don't even talk to yourself. You are now blocked. Keep your hubris in thinking that you could challenge I, Zilchexo the Downtrodden. Keep your shitty character, and let it be your grave. You are dead to me. Don't forget to meet me for ramen on Sunday.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I reached the top of the page on FurAffinity, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret conventions worldwide, and I have over 300 confirmed yiffs. I am trained in gorilla fursuiting and I’m the top suiter in the entire US furry fandom. You are nothing to me but just another weeaboo. I will yiff the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across all of FA and your name is being added to Artist Beware right now so you better prepare for the storm, weeb. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your customer base. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. Not only am I extensively trained in unprotected sex, but I have access to the entire collection of the cub porn you've drawn and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of FA, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking done, kiddo.
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