Introducing the all-new Turblow Typhoon, a blow dryer perfect for your heavy long coated fur and hair all together.
This state-of-the-art technology has the same horsepower as a Learjet.
The secret is the miniature turbocharged turbine from the partners of Dyson.
The top wind speed has reached up to 650 mph,
The temperature maxed up to 100 degrees Fahrenheit, no overheated engine to worry.
It's even battery powered and it holds up to 6 long hours of hair salon treatments.
The battery recharges up to 15 minutes.
Best of all, it's noise resistant.

Warning:
Do not place the blow dryer too close to your face
Not waterproof...yet
Not a toy
Do Not max out the wind power
If clogged/damaged/rusted, clean it and/or replace the parts.
Use it at your own risk, it may not look as simple as you think.