This sad specimen of barely-sentience has been pushed and cajoled through every one of life's cramped hallways. Shoulder-to-shoulder with bastards and bitches, he had to eat decay and rot to survive. Near the end of his life, he could finally find some love through pity.

IN OTHER WORDS HE SAW BABYFURPORN FOR THE FIRST TIME OH SHI-

Alchemy kicks such ass.