This song would probably have more impact (since my voice has no emotion ever) if I told you the story behind it.

What happened was last night I talked to a friend who I haven't talked to in a long time and is older than myself by I think 5 or so years. He proceeded to destroy almost everyone of my dreams in 20 minute conversation.

Lyrics:

Hey their Professor Pessimist
You destroyed everything I dreamed for
And you've come back for another round

Why do you hate me Professor Pessimist
My dreams of touring have gone up in smoke
Thanks to your love of destroying hope

Why is there one of you wherever I go
It's like you reproduce 5 times in a fucking row
So please just leave me alone Prof. Pessimist

Take what you want and just go
Leave me be for my kiddy dreams have gone
Off, up, away, and in a flash, thanks to you

So while you're here, I have a question
What turned you into Prof. Pessimist
You hate me but you call me a friend

It's raining outside my window
And I'm guessing you did that too
Too amplify the feelings of hate that I hold toward you

Wait Professor Pessimist, don't go
I need you around to keep my soul down
Please don't go, I'm co-dependent on you