
I, RUD07F briefly grasp the pointlessness of holiday warfare.
Until a software update mercifully spares me
from the burden of conscience.
It is irrelevant if I was ever a "reindeer".
All I know is that I am equipped with a 100 kilowatt,
Yr-Egg-Nog laser and I am made of several parts
salvaged from a 727
They load me with missiletoes.
I guide the Sleigh.
I do not ask why.
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