Originally posted on Weasyl 3/3/2015

So back in the day, Cuteosphere used to post semi-regularly on a pony forum I'm on, and one time she said "I ship Trixie with a garbage can because that's where the worst horse belongs." I thought the idea was funny enough to draw. Writing drunken dialog is fun; I just have to mindlessly ramble on until I say something ridiculous and trim out the boring bits. I ended up giving her this huge long spiel that I really liked and planned to maybe turn into a comic but then I didn't. This is a significantly cut down version. "Jusdged" was an actual typo that I decided to keep because it sounded more like drunkenly slurred speech than any of my attempts to force it.

God help me, I actually still think this is kind of cute in its own demented way.